Hope for the afflicted!

[Barman]

Pay attention Nick! 

nooooooooo!! Cellular transplant therapy combined with Nick-o-rays? He'd end up looking like Cousin It. 

Having said that its been mentioned on here a few times that you bear more than a passing resemblance to Uncle Fester BM 

[Darwins Selection]

Head, beard, ears and she offered to do my eyebrows, but that tickles too much

As you have omitted nostrils, I must assume they still resemble a post-apocalyptic entrance to the Dartford tunnel?

[Nick]

I use a cigarette lighter on those!

[Darwins Selection]

I use a cigarette lighter on those!

[Nick]

Very effective.

btw, just had an e mail from a mate in Cornwall who sent me this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7431933.stm

She regarded it as "libellous".

She is "local"

I suggested there might be some truth in it









 

[Snoopy]

I notice that The Isle of Wight is keeping very quiet. 

[Nick]

They are asleep 

[Grumpmeister]

Very effective.

btw, just had an e mail from a mate in Cornwall who sent me this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7431933.stm

She regarded it as "libellous".

She is "local"

I suggested there might be some truth in it









 

 

I love being an 'Emmit' down here 

[Darwins Selection]

Very effective.

btw, just had an e mail from a mate in Cornwall who sent me this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7431933.stm

She regarded it as "libellous".

She is "local"

I suggested there might be some truth in it

David Laverty, president of Camborne School of Mines said: "It's just banter, it's the same year in, year out. It rolls off your hunched back.
I'm not an inbred and the Cornish are not inbreds and my Sister-Wife agrees. I stick three fingers up to the Emmits"

[Just One More]

David Laverty, president of Camborne School of Mines said: "It's just banter, it's the same year in, year out. It rolls off your hunched back.
I'm not an inbred and the Cornish are not inbreds and my Sister-Wife agrees. I stick three fingers up to the Emmits"

  DS, my company have lost the next contract, they are "demobilising", they cannot afford new screens and keyboards