Tuppenny bit sausages.

[Snoopy]

All this talk of bangers ~ I'm tempted to drag out the BBQ.......... But then the George Foreman Grill does a good job, wipes clean and I don't get wet if it rains.
Life is all decisions isn't it?

[TG]

All this talk of bangers ~ I'm tempted to drag out the BBQ.......... But then the George Foreman Grill does a good job, wipes clean and I don't get wet if it rains.
Life is all decisions isn't it?

Good idea. I might get the asbestos chefs hat & the BBQ out if the weather holds. More fun than the old GF grill. It's the risk of self immolation that adds spice to the occasion I find.

[The Moan Ranger]

http://www.sausagemasters.co.uk/

Chilli Pork 

[Snoopy]

I've been out to the garden and looked at the BBQ          

And I doubt that it was cleaned after the last time it was used (Summer 2006 I suspect).

Looks like George Foreman wins this time.

[Barman]

And while we are at it the Sainsburys 'basics' filter coffee is like urine soaked sawdust.

You get what you pay for. 

Prolly comes out of a civet's arse or something... 

[TG]

I've been out to the garden and looked at the BBQ          

And I doubt that it was cleaned after the last time it was used (Summer 2006 I suspect).

Looks like George Foreman wins this time.

Nooooooooo! Dont give in so easilly! Set fire to it then turn hose pipe on it. Good as new. 

[Snoopy]

I've been out to the garden and looked at the BBQ          

And I doubt that it was cleaned after the last time it was used (Summer 2006 I suspect).

Looks like George Foreman wins this time.

Nooooooooo! Dont give in so easilly! Set fire to it then turn hose pipe on it. Good as new. 

It's a gas BBQ 

[Pastis]

You could grease the Thames Barrier with the fat that slides off the Gorge Foreman 

[Snoopy]

Which is another good reason to use it.

[Pastis]

            

[The Moan Ranger]

Ogre Foreman's grill also work well with garden snails. (once they have been suitably perpared)

[Darwins Selection]

. . . once they have been suitably prepared

Now then Brian, I want you to think of this as an adventure trip to a very warm country, you may feel some initial discomfort.

[Barman]

I've been out to the garden and looked at the BBQ         

And I doubt that it was cleaned after the last time it was used (Summer 2006 I suspect).

Looks like George Foreman wins this time.

Nooooooooo! Dont give in so easilly! Set fire to it then turn hose pipe on it. Good as new. 

It's a gas BBQ 

Still works... it is the old grease that gives the food its flavour - NEVER clean a BBQ. 

[Snoopy]

How about the rust on the grill, the spiders that have taken up residence, the fungi growing on the heatable "lava rocks" and the general air of decay surrounding the whole thing?

Time perhaps to ditch the bloody thing and rely on those 99p disposables from the local Shell Garage

[Barman]

How about the rust on the grill, the spiders that have taken up residence, the fungi growing on the heatable "lava rocks" and the general air of decay surrounding the whole thing?

Perfik!