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BM's car has shrunk!!
« on: June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM »
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:



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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2008, 12:15:44 PM »
That's so 'off the wall' I'm not sure how to respond  rubschin:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2008, 12:29:52 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 05, 2008, 12:15:44 PM
That's so 'off the wall' I'm not sure how to respond  rubschin:

Can't be his car, there are no dents.  whistle:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2008, 01:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 12:29:52 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 05, 2008, 12:15:44 PM
That's so 'off the wall' I'm not sure how to respond  rubschin:

Can't be his car, there are no dents.  whistle:
It had a bastard flat tyre tho!  cussing:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2008, 03:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2008, 03:23:49 PM »
I thought that right at the start.

Must be a Cyprus thing ~ probably the heat.   rubschin:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2008, 03:34:17 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

Tinks was looking at Baldy's car and he thought it was.....  rubschin: .....wasn't there a program on TV about you last week?  noooo:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2008, 03:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

 noooo:  'twasn't me!!!!  whistle:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 03:46:53 PM »

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This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:
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In what way is that unusual for this pub, may I ask????   lol:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 03:48:50 PM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 03:03:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:

In what way is that unusual for this pub, may I ask????   lol:

Tsk!  noooo:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 03:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 05, 2008, 03:48:50 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:46:53 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 05, 2008, 03:03:54 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

This thread is now officially surreal.  noooo:

In what way is that unusual for this pub, may I ask????   lol:

Tsk!  noooo:

Hi there snoops, I hear you were asking after me. All well with you??? Do I need to explain BM's comments or do you trust my integrity???    eyes:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 03:53:51 PM »
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:36:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

 noooo:  'twasn't me!!!!  whistle:
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'twas on your telly!
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2008, 03:54:59 PM »
Well you shouldnt have been looking through the curtains with a pai of binoculars BM  point:
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Re: BM's car has shrunk!!
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2008, 03:55:45 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 03:36:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 05, 2008, 01:51:45 PM
Quote from: Tinkerbell on June 05, 2008, 12:03:38 PM
BM washed his car on Monday.... used an old orange cloth.... and now it's shrunk and turned orange. LL's lippy was still in the ashtray.. now they have RED number plates!!!  point:




Did you enjoy watching the porn last night Tinks?  whistle:

 noooo:  'twasn't me!!!!  whistle:
point:

'twas on your telly!

you were channel hopping...LL and I were innocent by standers!!!  whistle:
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