I'll just do a "quick get ready"

[Just One More]

... she said, "then we'll head off out". This was at ten to nine 

[Snoopy]

And you believed her? 

[Just One More]

Again 

[Snoopy]

Tsk!

[Nick]

I have told Mrs Nick that the words "I'll only be a minute" will be carved on her tombstone

[Barman]

Again 

[Bar Wench]

I'm always ready on time! 

[Darwins Selection]

I'm always ready on time! 

Yes dear, of course you are.

[Bar Wench]

No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!

[Darwins Selection]

No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!

What, hair, make-up and five changes of dress/shoes as well?

That does stretch the bounds of credibility a bit.




Unless you wear no make-up, dungarees, boots and the only part you shave is your head

[Barman]

No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!

What, hair, make-up and five changes of dress/shoes as well?

That does stretch the bounds of credibility a bit.




Unless you wear no make-up, dungarees, boots and the only part you shave is your head

[Bar Wench]

No truly I am! In fact I am normally ready before time! My Dad had it ingrained into us. Being late or not ready to leave was a punishable offence. Enough years of that and you aren't ever late! In fact I am always ready before Mr Wench!

What, hair, make-up and five changes of dress/shoes as well?

That does stretch the bounds of credibility a bit.




Unless you wear no make-up, dungarees, boots and the only part you shave is your head

Hair doesn't take long as I don't do anything with it. It's straight as straight can be so it does a wash and leave it to do it's own thing, if I dry it that adds another 10 minutes. Normal make-up takes 10 minutes, posh makeup takes 15-20. and getting dressed takes hardly anytime at all as I don't change my mind or dither on that. I can be ready for most eventualities in under an hour.

[Nick]

I can be ready for most eventualities in under an hour.

An hour?

10 minutes for me.

[Bar Wench]

For work I am out of the house 20 minutes after I wake up including shower and tea.

[Darwins Selection]

For work I am out of the house 20 minutes after I wake up including shower and tea.