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DISPUTES!
« on: June 09, 2008, 09:03:06 AM »
A corker last night.

One of our neighbours is away and her sister and BIL are coming round to feed her cat.

They parked in our driveway yesterday and blocked us in.

Mrs Nick had to go out, so we asked them to move their car. Much grumbling, but they did. She went off and they reparked their car in our driveway! cussing:

Mrs Nick returned and we had to get them to move their car AGAIN

She parked and they reparked their car in our driveway BLOCKING US IN!

I suggested they parked elsewhere.

"Make us" eeek:

So I TOLD them to move.

"You fucking arsehole ( eeek:) (this in front of The Boy) we are entitled to park here."

"No you aren't. Shift it."

"You fucking arsehole. You are not being neighbourly ( eeek:)"

Me: You aren't our neighbours fortunately. ANd blocking the drive is not neighbourly. Shift it."

"You fucking arsehole ( eeek:) your garden is a mess (true) and now you have made your wife cry."

Mrs Nick in tears at confrontation.

"No, you have made her cry. Shift your car."

Woman starts shouting and screaming about the "condition of your dustbin"  rubschin:

In the end we all stormed off dramatically.

All very odd.
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2008, 09:04:53 AM »
 eeek:

I think I would be having words with your actual neighbours on their return.

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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2008, 09:08:01 AM »
I will be  eveilgrin:
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2008, 09:48:12 AM »
 eeek:

Why do some people get so unpleasant for no reason?

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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2008, 09:51:11 AM »
I may have to let their tyres down.

Or kill them.

One or the other!
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2008, 09:51:38 AM »
Parking does seem to be one of those see red kind of topics.  rubschin:

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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2008, 09:54:38 AM »
They are back here at about 6.
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2008, 09:54:52 AM »
I may have to let their tyres down.

Or kill them.

One or the other!

You could kill the cat, then they wouldn't need to come round.  ;)

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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2008, 09:55:29 AM »
 rubschin:
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2008, 09:55:54 AM »

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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2008, 10:06:06 AM »
They are back here at about 6.
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2008, 10:10:08 AM »
Woman starts shouting and screaming about the "condition of your dustbin"  rubschin:

Leave said dustbin in middle of driveway.

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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2008, 10:18:26 AM »
Parking does seem to be one of those see red kind of topics.  rubschin:




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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2008, 11:00:16 AM »
They are back here at about 6.
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Let the boy loose on their car.
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2008, 11:00:26 AM »
I may have to let their tyres down.

Or kill them.

One or the other!

You could kill the cat, then they wouldn't need to come round.  ;)
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