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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2008, 11:05:48 AM »
I shall have them later. Make room under the patio BM! eveilgrin:
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2008, 11:36:40 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 09, 2008, 09:54:52 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 09, 2008, 09:51:11 AM
I may have to let their tyres down.

Or kill them.

One or the other!

You could kill the cat, then they wouldn't need to come round.  ;)

If you run over the cat, you can then place the flattened corpse under their car, on your driveway.

All fixed in one go.  ;D
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2008, 01:36:29 PM »
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2008, 03:58:57 PM »
Actually Nick when they are inside the house walk over to their car and just put your hand on the bonnet. If your previous exploits are anything to go by they will get a few yards down the road before the car explodes...  whistle:
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2008, 10:05:06 AM »
The neighbour has returned. I am carefully choosing my moment eveilgrin:
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2008, 10:13:34 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 10, 2008, 10:05:06 AM
The neighbour has returned. I am carefully choosing my moment eveilgrin:

To run over the cat?
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2008, 10:15:11 AM »
To confront her. She is a bit nuts so one has to be careful..........
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2008, 10:19:57 AM »
Ohhhhh! I wait with baited breath!
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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2008, 10:21:30 AM »
Bated  evil:
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2008, 10:34:14 AM »
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2008, 10:42:20 AM »
Wormtongue?
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2008, 10:42:44 AM »
WHAT?
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2008, 10:43:50 AM »
Well? Have you spoken yet?
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2008, 10:44:15 AM »
No, she has gone out in her truck
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Re: DISPUTES!
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2008, 10:45:05 AM »
Truck?
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