Anybody fancy this?

[TG]

You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Indeed, you can often find a full set of alloy wheels in Mrs TG's if you rummage for long enough. 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am very trigger happy - apparently  


A rifle would easily fit into my bag - as long as it was colour co-ordinating of course 

[Grumpmeister]

You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby 

[Miss Demeanour]

You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby 

And an adequate life insurance policy......

They are sacred articles and should be treated accordingly

[Snoopy]

You ever looked in a woman's handbag GM?

Not without a torch, anchor rope and a mountain rescue team on standby 

And an adequate life insurance policy......

They are sacred articles and should be treated accordingly

My father told me never to go in a woman's handbag and I never have, even if Mrs S#2 says "Get me so 'n' so out of my bag please" I will carry the bag to her and let her get whatever she wants. By the same token I do not expect her to look in my pockets or wallet and there would be hell to pay if she ever did.

[Pastis]

Very sound policy. The closest I've come to a woman's handbag is being hit with one 

[Snoopy]

Ah ~ so you've met Mrs Thatcher too.

[Darwins Selection]

Very sound policy. The closest I've come to a woman's handbag is being hit with one 

[Barman]

I am very trigger happy - apparently 


A rifle would easily fit into my bag - as long as it was colour co-ordinating of course 

You are Mary Poppins - I claim my 2d bag of bird feed...