Not happy bunnies

[Nick]

 

1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house

I had to climb out through a window 

Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now 

2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.

She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table.

There will be tears.

And The Boy is grounded

[Barman]

Oh dear... not a great start to your day then? 

He needs a hobby...

[Nick]

 

He needs a slapped arse

[Barman]

He needs a slapped arse

I'm guessing that hasn't worked in the past? 

[Darwins Selection]

1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house

I had to climb out through a window 

Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now 

2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.

She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table.

There will be tears.

And The Boy is grounded

Everything OK apart from that?

[Miss Demeanour]

Oh dear Nick......

start planning your exit strategy now for when your beloved returns. 

[Nick]

He needs a slapped arse

I'm guessing that hasn't worked in the past? 

No. Not an option!

[Nick]

1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house

I had to climb out through a window 

Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now 

2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.

She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table.

There will be tears.

And The Boy is grounded

Everything OK apart from that?

 

[Mrs TG]

1. Yesterday afternoon the Boy got into one of his strops and ran off to the garden, locking me in the house

I had to climb out through a window 

Snoopy will know that even our ground floor windows are over 6 feet off the ground. I landed awkwardly and banged my chin, loosenIng a tooth and drawing blood. I can't speak properly now 

2. Mrs Nick has gone off to London for the day where she is being external examiner for one of the London universities. She spent most of last week reading and commenting on essays and dissertations.

She has left the whole lot here on the kitchen table.

There will be tears.

And The Boy is grounded

Everything OK apart from that?

 

How old is this Devil child? i had one of them they soon grow out of it.. he a wonderful adult now, but not sure how he made it too adulthood though! 

[Nick]

9.

If he keeps his cool he may make it to 10 

[Mrs TG]

9.

If he keeps his cool he may make it to 10 

Been there done that! Boarding school could be a option! Does he take after his dad 
failing that some regimental parenting, thats how mine survived to adulthood!
god my daughter well thats another story! 

[Nick]

This too is a long story.

[Mrs TG]

This too is a long story.

The joys hey...

[Bar Wench]

Perhaps the purchase of a rope ladder is something to be considered?

[Nick]

Or just a rope!