Tonight I shall mostly be drinking…

[Barman]

Wadworth 6X

[Pastis]

Last night, I was mostly drinking...



(What was in the glass, not the bleedin' ferret, obviously)
 

[Snoopy]

Last night I was and tonight I shall, as always, be drinking:




I know I know but what's a sick man to do?

[Pastis]

You're quite right Snoops. I'm carrying too much weight and might have to go sur le wagon 




And Fusrty Ferret was very tastey... furst time I've tried it 

[Snoopy]

You're quite right Snoops. I'm carrying too much weight and might have to go sur le wagon 

I weigh more now than when I was drinking 

I do not eat cake, cereals, sweets, biscuits or dairy products. All meats are grilled (George Foreman style). I eat "oily" fish twice a week and have at least one vegetarian day a week.
I take tablets to control my diabetes, tablets to control my blood pressure, tablets to control my angina, tablets to control my heart rate, tablets to make me pee. "They" tell me that the tablets do not contain anything fattening. I gave up smoking 12 years or so ago, I have drunk half a pint of Youngs bitter (with Nick) in the last thirty months. I do not drink ordinary tea nor do I drink coffee, fizzy drinks ("diet" or otherwise) or anything with milk or caffeine in it. I drink about three to four litres of water a day. You tell me what I am doing wrong because I am convinced that this is not actually helping me to live longer ~ but it sure feels like I am 

[Mrs TG]

You're quite right Snoops. I'm carrying too much weight and might have to go sur le wagon 

I weigh more now than when I was drinking 

I do not eat cake, cereals, sweets, biscuits or dairy products. All meats are grilled (George Foreman style). I eat "oily" fish twice a week and have at least one vegetarian day a week.
I take tablets to control my diabetes, tablets to control my blood pressure, tablets to control my angina, tablets to control my heart rate, tablets to make me pee. "They" tell me that the tablets do not contain anything fattening. I gave up smoking 12 years or so ago, I have drunk half a pint of Youngs bitter (with Nick) in the last thirty months. I do not drink ordinary tea nor do I drink coffee, fizzy drinks ("diet" or otherwise) or anything with milk or caffeine in it. I drink about three to four litres of water a day. You tell me what I am doing wrong because I am convinced that this is not actually helping me to live longer ~ but it sure feels like I am 

God snoops you should picture of health...i do eat wrong things so naughty, but at the moment i am in good health, although a little too cuddly, i am addicted to sugar an sweet things, i dont drink very often prob bout once a year if that, i try not to drink too much tea, and love fizzy drinks but only have them once a week, I have never ever smoked yakkkkkkkkkkky 
 life is so miserable as it is aint it...i am what i eat as they say...

[Barman]

You're quite right Snoops. I'm carrying too much weight and might have to go sur le wagon 

[Pastis]

Good job it's a VP and not a P then, eh? 

[Barman]

Good job it's a VP and not a P then, eh? 

Ah... are you going on the virtual wagon then? 

[Bar Wench]

I shall be making and then drinking cosmopolitans! 

[Pastis]

    Very... err... pink!

[Bar Wench]

Yes but tasty!

[Barman]

Last night I was mostly drinking...

Spitfire

[Just One More]

I shall be enjoying a few of the same later BM. First, I have to endure Greene King IPA up at the rugby

[Barman]

I shall be enjoying a few of the same later BM. First, I have to endure Greene King IPA up at the rugby

Greene King IPA =