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For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« on: May 29, 2007, 03:19:20 PM »
Proposed Warning Labels for Alcohol Containers

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 03:41:08 PM »
All of the above in one weekend.  sad24: redface: point:
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2007, 03:44:07 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 29, 2007, 03:41:08 PM
All of the above in one weekend.  sad24: redface: point:

How did I know?????  rubschin:
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2007, 03:48:23 PM »
Mind you number 2 is often a problem. Mr Wench says my family doesn't know the meaning of the word quiet.  redface:
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2007, 03:52:38 PM »
Why do I have this sneaky feeling that 1 and 3 were combined at the weekend Wenchy?  scared:
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 03:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 29, 2007, 03:48:23 PM
Mind you number 2 is often a problem. Mr Wench says my family doesn't know the meaning of the word quiet.  redface:

Mr Wench needs to understand the first rule of being a "Partner" as opposed to being a "Husband".
As a Partner he must not be critical of your family ~ as a Husband he becomes part of that family and is then fully entitled to rip them to shreds. This is of course way two way street.
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 04:04:29 PM »
Not round here cry:

Good list though Snoopy. drumroll:
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 05:09:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on May 29, 2007, 03:19:20 PM
Proposed Warning Labels for Alcohol Containers

1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.

2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.

5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may seem to endow the likes of Jade Goody with wit and charm.
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2007, 05:22:45 PM »
Could just be coincidence but I notice that Wench wasnt online when Darwin posted that.....  whistle:
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2007, 05:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2007, 05:22:45 PM
Could just be coincidence but I notice that Wench wasnt online when Darwin posted that.....  whistle:

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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2007, 06:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2007, 05:09:00 PM
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may seem to endow the likes of Jade Goody with wit and charm.

Somehow (and fortunately) the amount of alcohol required for that to happen would kill me first.
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2007, 08:29:25 AM »
I have wit and charm!   sad24:

I sort of have to allow Mr Wench to pick on my family seeing as I am not exactly complimentary about his Mother.  redface:
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2007, 12:27:08 PM »
And what is wrong with his mother, precisely?
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2007, 12:29:50 PM »
Do you really want to go down that road again?
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Re: For the Bar Wench in view of recent events
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2007, 12:30:29 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 30, 2007, 08:29:25 AM
I have wit and charm! 

And we all trust you look nothing at all like Ms Goody.  shocked003
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