A very odd story...

[Uncle Mort]

Fifth human foot found in Canada

What does the panel think? 

[Nick]

Darwin was right.

Three more and we have a human octopus!

[Barman]

Dexter!

[Pastis]

4 x dexter, 1 x sinister 

[Uncle Mort]

 

[Nick]

que

[Darwins Selection]

4 x dexter, 1 x sinister 

Ah yes. The famous Roman Legion war veterans hopscotch and Morris dancing club.

[Nick]

We had Morris Dancers here last ngiht.

I shouted at them to go away.ANd would they?   

Bastards!

[The Moan Ranger]

OK...shall I do the Morris dancer joke for those old enough to remember it...it's clean?

[Snoopy]

Why not? 

[The Moan Ranger]

'Cos it is a crap joke.

[Snoopy]

Nuffin else to do have we? 

[The Moan Ranger]

Au contraire.

I have the scabby bits of athlete's foot to pick out from twixt my toes.

[Barman]

Au contraire.

I have the scabby bits of athlete's foot to pick out from twixt my toes.

[Pastis]

And now.... a sixth 

Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.