A very odd story...

[Just One More]

Clearly something sinister is afoot.























 I resisted it for 2 days but the voices were too strong. . .

  Wahey!

[Barman]

Clearly something sinister is afoot.

 I resisted it for 2 days but the voices were too strong. . .

You did very well... I applaud you...

[Uncle Mort]

Well someone had to say it. 

[TG]

And now.... a sixth 

Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.

But wait...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1319609,00.html

...still 3 feet short of an octopus. 

[Uncle Mort]

This story will run and run (despite having no legs) 

[Pastis]

 

And I noticed we're back down to five 

[Darwins Selection]

And now.... a sixth 

Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.

But wait...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1319609,00.html

...still 3 feet short of an octopus. 

How long is an octopus?

[TG]

And now.... a sixth 

Another human foot has washed up on Canada's shoreline, the second in a week and the sixth in the past year.
Police said the foot was spotted on a beach on the Pacific coast of British Columbia near Vancouver. Like four of the previous five found, it was a right foot encased in a running shoe.

But wait...

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1319609,00.html

...still 3 feet short of an octopus. 

How long is an octopus?

Octopii are all 8 feet long. Well known fact.

Ergo : we need 3 more feet. 

[Snoopy]

Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)

[TG]

Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)

Have I told you I hate feet?

[Snoopy]

Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)

Have I told you I hate feet?

So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)

[TG]

Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)

Have I told you I hate feet?

So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)

Thats just the shoes, what about the bastard feet! 

Feet are bad enought when they are attached to people. Now we have to worry about detached, ocean going feet. I can't cope. No wonder I drink. 

[Snoopy]

Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)

Have I told you I hate feet?

So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)

Thats just the shoes, what about the bastard feet! 

Feet are bad enought when they are attached to people. Now we have to worry about detached, ocean going feet. I can't cope. No wonder I drink. 

I think the assumption is that the feet within the shoes are of the right size to fill the shoes, or they were until the flesh fell off.

[Mrs TG]

Most of the feet have been encased in size 12 shoes. That is not an average size (unless your name is Nick I suspect)

Have I told you I hate feet?

So far 3 size 12, one size ten and one ladies (presumably an 8 but she will only admit to taking a 6)

Thats just the shoes, what about the bastard feet! 

Feet are bad enought when they are attached to people. Now we have to worry about detached, ocean going feet. I can't cope. No wonder I drink. 

My darling you love my feet 

[Snoopy]

Oh Yes! This is something we didn't know about TG 

BMs foot/shoe fetish is well documented but until now he thought his was a lonely existence.