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Offline Pastis

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Ooo.. la.. la!
« on: June 17, 2008, 04:28:37 PM »
Zut alors!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/7458683.stm

Makes me wonder what other announcements could do with a change of accent  rubschin:
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Re: Ooo.. la.. la!
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 04:32:29 PM »
My mum always said that the (female) announcer at Slough station had 'a lovely voice'...

She could never understand how she was always on duty whatever time she traveled through there either...   ::)
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Re: Ooo.. la.. la!
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2008, 04:34:35 PM »
I rather fancy the Central Line at Bank could do with something to relieve the tedium of the "Mind the Gap - Stand clear of the doors". Given the origins of most of the station staff there perhaps it should be preceeded by a loud teeth sucking and spoken with a broad West Indian Accent.
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Re: Ooo.. la.. la!
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2008, 04:35:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2008, 04:32:29 PM
My mum always said that the (female) announcer at Slough station had 'a lovely voice'...

She could never understand how she was always on duty whatever time she traveled through there either...   ::)

I had an aunt who always used to say "Thank you" to speaking clock  eeek:  Or TIM as we like to remember him.
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Re: Ooo.. la.. la!
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2008, 04:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 17, 2008, 04:35:33 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 17, 2008, 04:32:29 PM
My mum always said that the (female) announcer at Slough station had 'a lovely voice'...

She could never understand how she was always on duty whatever time she traveled through there either...   ::)

I had an aunt who always used to say "Thank you" to speaking clock  eeek:  Or TIM as we like to remember him.
Ahhh... TIM...  cloud9:

I always say 'thank you' to the directory enquiries recorded message...  redface:
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Re: Ooo.. la.. la!
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2008, 04:38:38 PM »
Come to think of it, why not the Speaking Clock in the style of Stephen Hawking, with a full explanation of his theory of time, on the hour!  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 04:40:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 17, 2008, 04:38:38 PM
Come to think of it, why not the Speaking Clock in the style of Stephen Hawking, with a full explanation of his theory of time, on the hour!  ;D
'cos it is prolly 95p/min now!  lol:
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Re: Ooo.. la.. la!
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 04:42:57 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on June 17, 2008, 04:38:38 PM
Come to think of it, why not the Speaking Clock in the style of Stephen Hawking, with a full explanation of his theory of time, on the hour!  ;D

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Who traveled much faster than light.
She set out one day In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night.
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