The Boy went off to the Cheshire Show yesterday to "perform" with the school orchestra. They were allowed to take up to £5 to spend so I put the money in his school bag.
Going to pick him up later there were armies of kids laden down with every imaginable form of tat: giant inflatable hammers, furry things on sticks, fluorescent teddy bears and so on. Not The Boy. Turns out he had left his school bag and money at school
He had toured the stalls anyway and had bagged LOADS of free stuff: pens, pencils, a rucksack, new water bottle, scratch cards, keyrings.
Most benevolent supplier of gifts? Revenue and Customs!