There has to be something in this

[Snoopy]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/africa/article4160719.ece

  Female chimps keep quiet while mating 

Shrieking during sex can disturb the neighbours in the jungle just as much as in suburbia, so female chimpanzees make a conscious effort to keep the noise down, researchers have found.

[Miss Demeanour]

Thank heavens for evolution 

[Darwins Selection]

Thank heavens for evolution 

Which part, increased vocality or cutting down from 20 males per day?

[Nick]

What about male chimps (and people) who scream during sex? There is an equal opportunities "issue" here, I am sure!

[Snoopy]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

[Darwins Selection]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

[Barman]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

[Snoopy]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

I may have omitted the word "Knowingly" 

[Darwins Selection]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

I may have omitted the word "Knowingly" 

Hairy Mary, long arms, big lips, drinks tea through the spout? 

[Bar Wench]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

I may have omitted the word "Knowingly" 

Hairy Mary, long arms, big lips, drinks tea through the spout? 

Describes most of the men I know!

[Darwins Selection]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

I may have omitted the word "Knowingly" 

Hairy Mary, long arms, big lips, drinks tea through the spout? 

Describes most of the men I know!

 

Surrey full of blokes called Mary?

[Grumpmeister]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

I may have omitted the word "Knowingly" 

Hairy Mary, long arms, big lips, drinks tea through the spout? 

Describes most of the men I know!

 

Surrey full of blokes called Mary?

Would explain why Wenchy went for a Welshman...






Sorry Wenchy, I just couldn't resist

[Snoopy]

Having never had sex with a chimp, male or female I cannot say.

Once in a while you say something that quite surprises me. 

I may have omitted the word "Knowingly" 

Hairy Mary, long arms, big lips, drinks tea through the spout? 

Two chevrons on her arm, worked in the Airframe hanger, reputed to be able to kick start a Hercules ~ that'll be the one.