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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2008, 01:15:29 PM »
What is the purpose of the trip?


Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?

I cannot reveal the purpose of the visit!



















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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2008, 01:16:29 PM »
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2008, 01:22:24 PM »
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2008, 01:23:10 PM »
What is the purpose of the trip?


Recruiting foreign students with promises of guaranteed passes to keep the uni's coffers overflowing perhaps?

I cannot reveal the purpose of the visit!





No of course not.

Somebody needs to put that perm right and sort his eyebrows though.
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2008, 02:02:27 PM »
It's going pear shaped!

The official in Libya who is meant to be issuing visas has gone on holiday!

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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2008, 02:09:00 PM »
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P'raps somebody told him where Liverpool is.  point:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2008, 02:09:37 PM »
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2008, 10:59:10 AM »
Mrs Nick is on the way. I have warned her not to talk to any strange men!
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2008, 11:28:19 AM »
Have you warned the Arabs not to listen to her  whistle:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2008, 11:33:01 AM »
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2008, 06:41:31 AM »
Of course this is purely a coincidence

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7523537.stm
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #42 on: July 25, 2008, 07:51:27 AM »
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #43 on: July 25, 2008, 09:31:25 AM »
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #44 on: July 25, 2008, 01:09:16 PM »
 rubschin: She must be due back soon .............. have you called in the cleaners yet, ironed The Boy, changed the beds, emptied out the beer cans?
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