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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #60 on: July 28, 2008, 04:39:18 AM »
Funny how she insists on wearing a burqah though.

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A burqah...?  rubschin:

Are you sure it is Mrs. nick in there?
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #61 on: July 28, 2008, 08:27:23 AM »
It sounds like her  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #62 on: July 28, 2008, 08:34:08 AM »
It sounds like her  rubschin:

But in an uncommon good mood you say  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #63 on: July 28, 2008, 08:36:11 AM »
The mystery deepens.I may be the victim of a trans-contintental wife swap  eeek:. Perhaps I should have her X-rayed  rubschin:

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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #64 on: July 28, 2008, 02:08:21 PM »
It sounds like her  rubschin:
I think you should ask for proof...
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #65 on: July 28, 2008, 02:22:59 PM »
What sort of proof had you in mind?
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #66 on: July 28, 2008, 03:10:23 PM »
What sort of proof had you in mind?
Um... how much do you remember...?  rubschin:

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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #67 on: July 28, 2008, 03:11:11 PM »
 rubschin:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #68 on: July 28, 2008, 03:15:27 PM »
rubschin:
A distinctive boil perhaps...?
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #69 on: July 28, 2008, 03:22:52 PM »
She has a mole!

But the lady in the burqah is not responding to my requests to see it  rubschin:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2008, 01:13:43 AM »
What sort of proof had you in mind?

Simple, just use yr talent for catastrophe on the special pots then drop that into the conversation.  I'm sure that by now you are familiar with Mrs Nick berating you for blowing up the microwave or somesuch. You'll be able to tell from her reaction whistle:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2008, 04:56:32 AM »
She has a mole!

But the lady in the burqah is not responding to my requests to see it  rubschin:
She is obviously a fake Mrs. Nick then...  noooo:
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2008, 10:02:49 AM »
On the contrary..............
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Re: Mrs Nick goes to meet the Colonel
« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2008, 10:04:59 AM »
On the contrary..............
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