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Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« on: June 21, 2008, 08:37:56 AM »
They threw us out/ asked us to leave in the 1960s ~ almost 50 years ago so why do our politicians, who couldn't run a whelk stall let alone our own country, insist on making portentous statements about Mugabe and his cronies? It is an African problem and like so many similar problems is tribal based. Let them get on with it. OK there'll be even more blood spilled but in the end they will sort it out for themselves, just as we in the so called civilised west have sorted ourselves out. All Brown, the boy who is Foreign Secretary and co are doing is handing Mugabe yet more ammunition for his anti British ranting. It is not our fault, in fact this is exactly what we told them would happen way back when Ian Smith declared UDI. We had no solutions then and we have none now. We have only just about wormed our way out of Northern Ireland and that has gone on since before Cromwell. We are in no position to lecture anyone.

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Whilst we are at it let's get the fvck out of Iraq and Afghanistan. Their troubles were nothing to do with us, our interference has cost lives on both sides and made not one jot of difference. Iraq is still split along tribal lines and always will be. Afghanistan is growing and exporting more drugs than ever. The best and most honourable thing we could do would be to say "Sorry, we fvcked up the imposed arbitrary borders we imposed back in the early 1900s ~ best we leave you chaps to sort out what you really want for yourselves"

Should we worry about the oil? ~ NO! They have to sell it to someone and that someone is us. They have the choice, sell us the oil at a sensible price and enjoy the wealth or sink back into being a stoneage society. During the times of plenty (viz the past fifteen years) we could have made ourselves self sufficient in terms of energy but once again we missed the bloody boat.

We are an island FFS, pull up the drawbridge and let the buggers go hang ~ Oh dear we can't do that because we have not prepared for it, we have learned nothing from history and we are now in hock up to our necks again.

I despair.  Banghead

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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 08:52:40 AM »
Excellent rant, I agree with you... Turn your back on any of these African chaps and they start hacking each other to pieces with machetes... Leave them to it I say.

And as for Afghanistan, if the might of the Russian military couldn't sort the bloody mess out it is clear that we have no chance – leave them to it too.
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 09:09:02 AM »
Indeed, we dont need Iraqi oil and let the Afghans flood the west with hard drugs.  surrender:

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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 10:12:12 AM »
Indeed, we dont need Iraqi oil and let the Afghans flood the west with hard drugs.  surrender:

Am I in France this morning?  rubschin:

That's the point ~ I don't care what they flood the west with. We are an Island FFS ~ how hard would it be to stop the b@st@rds getting the stuff in if we really wanted to? What is lacking is the will not the means. It is easier to control the population of the UK if half of them are uneducated and out of their tiny minds on drugs and the other half are making money out of it.
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 09:27:03 PM »
Indeed, we dont need Iraqi oil and let the Afghans flood the west with hard drugs.  surrender:

Am I in France this morning?  rubschin:

Unfortunately we aren't in Afghanistan because of the drugs and I suspect that Bin Laden was never there in the first place. What is there however is a rather 'important' oil pipeline which if memory serves me correctly was built by Halliburton.
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2008, 01:32:22 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7467990.stm

Suprising. To me at least. He may have saved a lot of lives in the short term by doing this.

In the long tem the butchers bill is going to enormous.

But fear not, the international community will step in.  ::)
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2008, 02:04:29 PM »
Yep ~ the International Community is lining up behind Gordon Brown for yet another invasion  ::)
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2008, 04:11:11 PM »
Yep -

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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2008, 04:24:11 PM »
It's started already ~ Gordo is calling Mugabe names and Mugabe is calling Gordo names. Pretty soon they'll be saying  "Betcha my brother is bigger than your brother" etc.
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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2008, 04:32:44 PM »
Yes, but when Gordo is calling people names his jowels wobble, and that is really scary  ::)
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2008, 04:37:20 PM »
Mugabe was wearing a red baseball cap ~ I wonder if that is significant  rubschin:
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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2008, 04:40:44 PM »
He must be down wiv his bro's in da hood ..   shrugs:
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2008, 05:41:03 PM »
They don't waste time do they  eeek:

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I am Paul Eket Taburo. I write on behalf of David Parirenyatwa, Legislative Representative of Murehwa North (Mashonaland East) in Zimbabwe. Prior to his popular election into the above office in March 2008, he was our Country¢s Minister of Health and Child Welfare.

Please, browse the web links below for confirmation of his credentials as we are eager to make you understand that we are not pranksters.



https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/world-leaders-1/world-leaders-z/zimbabwe.html

 



http://www.afdevinfo.com/htmlreports/peo/peo_1556.html

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parirenyatwa





Please, he needs your help in a matter of utmost importance. The entire world is aware of the tense and sad situation in our Country Zimbabwe and it is for this reason that Mr. Parirenyatwa seeks your aid. Our President has all significant persons at home watched and any careless action could result in the loss of one¢s life at his hands. Mr. Parirenyatwa has an un-concluded but legitimate matter that he needs you to handle on his behalf; he is willing to pay a good price for your effort. The matter requires conclusion in Europe, it is for that same reason he has placed me here. If you are able to help, please inform me. I am aware that this letter is quite indefinite, it is so for good reasons. However, I can enlighten you more when I am sure that you can help us. Kindly treat this letter with some privacy, Mr. Parirenyatwa is a person who has so touched the lives of his fellow Zimbabweans and the loss of his own would be felt by too many. If you are compelled to refuse us, kindly do so quietly. Lives depend on your prudence. You can email me at (paultaburo11@yahoo.com) I await your response. Thank you.



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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2008, 06:55:02 PM »
Have we invaded yet?  fence:
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Re: Zimbabwe/Rhodesia
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2008, 09:47:46 PM »
Yes, but when Gordo is calling people names his jowels wobble, and that is really scary  ::)

ooooooh yes

It could be worse though, if he starts smiling then its time to panic
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