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Offline Snoopy

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #120 on: August 05, 2008, 03:58:15 PM »

ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?

Because we dont have toy giraffe.

We have a toy fish as well.  angry041:

Toy Carp?


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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #121 on: August 05, 2008, 05:42:47 PM »

ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?

Because we dont have toy giraffe.

We have a toy fish as well.  angry041:

Toy Carp?


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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #122 on: August 13, 2008, 07:38:57 AM »
you think our kitty trying to tell us something?  point:

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #123 on: August 13, 2008, 07:40:55 AM »


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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #124 on: August 13, 2008, 07:45:27 AM »




u cruel old rotter....dont think my kitty wants me on pc..thats why he sits in front of screen an wont budge... cussing:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #125 on: August 13, 2008, 07:49:00 AM »
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #126 on: August 13, 2008, 08:17:00 AM »




u cruel old rotter....dont think my kitty wants me on pc..thats why he sits in front of screen an wont budge... cussing:

He's probably being particular about who you talk to on here, saw the hound & thought you were associating with riff raff whistle:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #127 on: August 13, 2008, 09:33:11 AM »
I think my cat wants to kill me...

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #128 on: August 13, 2008, 09:58:07 AM »
I mostly despair

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #129 on: August 25, 2008, 07:31:13 AM »


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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #130 on: August 26, 2008, 07:54:31 AM »
Our F***ing cat brought a snake in this morning... then a huge lizard...  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #131 on: August 26, 2008, 07:54:48 AM »
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Dead or alive?

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #132 on: August 26, 2008, 08:01:14 AM »
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Dead or alive?

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Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see...  redface:

The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #133 on: August 26, 2008, 08:12:26 AM »
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Dead or alive?

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Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see...  redface:

The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...

To save Darwin the anguish I'll ask why the snake was wearing welding gloves.
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #134 on: August 26, 2008, 08:31:16 AM »
scared2:

Dead or alive?

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Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see...  redface:

The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...

To save Darwin the anguish I'll ask why the snake was wearing welding gloves.
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