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Offline TG

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F***ing kitten.
« on: June 21, 2008, 08:54:29 AM »
Little fecker arrives today.

I have agreed to this on the condition that I get to name it. Of course it has already been given a name but that is a stupid one. Also, if I let Mrs TG name him it will 'Scrappy' or something equally docile.

I need a name for the bastard.

I shall think on it over the next few hours. Suggestions will be considered.  eyes:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2008, 08:57:59 AM »
I named our dog "dog", one of the cats "Stinky" and the other "Piggy"... LL named the third cat "Tigger"  ::)
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2008, 09:41:39 AM »
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 08:54:29 AM
Little fecker arrives today.

I have agreed to this on the condition that I get to name it. Of course it has already been given a name but that is a stupid one. Also, if I let Mrs TG name him it will 'Scrappy' or something equally docile.

I need a name for the bastard.

I shall think on it over the next few hours. Suggestions will be considered.  eyes:

my baby boy aint a b*****d! i may call him frodo, fluffy or even gizmo what you think?  whistle:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2008, 10:08:03 AM »
Many years ago we were adopted by a stray moggy of indeterminate gender. This was with first family before the days of allegic wives and children. The kids wanted to name it appropriately and asked me to "sex" it. So I grabbed the animal, upended it and rummaged ~ getting well savaged for my trouble. I found nothing of any consequence but because of the amount of fur on the cat and blood pouring from my lacerated arms and hands gave up looking for dangly bits. It may have been a neutered tom or it may have been a queen. The decision made itself and Poofy Cat is what it was called. It was fully grown but thin and hungry when it arrived .... it stayed in the family for 15 years  eeek: before SWusedTHTBO decided that its incontinence meant it was time for the final trip to the vet.
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2008, 11:09:39 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 21, 2008, 10:08:03 AM
. . it stayed in the family for 15 years  before SWusedTHTBO decided that its incontinence meant it was time for the final trip to the vet.

They all do that.

Watch your back lad.  scared2:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2008, 11:12:38 AM »
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM »
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2008, 01:17:08 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

At the moggy or at you?
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2008, 02:32:15 PM »
Marmite?
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2008, 02:49:22 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2008, 01:17:08 PM
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

At the moggy or at you?

 eeek:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2008, 03:03:30 PM »
What's wrong with "Pussy"?

Shouting out "Pussy!" may yield welomed results.
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2008, 04:38:35 PM »
We once had a cat which we named Owl. It caught mice and flew quite well every evening from the back door into the garden.

A certain Roland Riveron allegedly had a dog which he named Syndrome; purely for the reason that he could then shout "Down Syndrome!" each time it leapt up!  eeek:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2008, 07:32:12 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

new pic of my baby scampi....


he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2008, 09:47:08 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 21, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
my baby boy aint a b*****d! i may call him frodo, fluffy or even gizmo what you think?  whistle:

DON'T FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!!  eeek:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2008, 01:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 21, 2008, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

new pic of my baby scampi....


he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:


Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.
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