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Offline TG

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2008, 01:11:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 21, 2008, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

new pic of my baby scampi....


he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:


Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2008, 01:23:37 PM »
It was OK last night. Slept through (ish).

However, some time after 1am the Albino bastard got in and there followed much yowling and flying of fur. This led to the unfortunate image of TG staggering around the house in the dark, still a bit pissed, bollock naked. swearing and hurling cushions at felines.

I am going to have to save up and get one of those catflaps that check passports, beat up gatecrashers etc.

Fvkcing windy here.

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2008, 01:32:57 PM »
Quote from: TG on June 22, 2008, 01:23:37 PM
It was OK last night. Slept through (ish).

However, some time after 1am the Albino bastard got in and there followed much yowling and flying of fur. This led to the unfortunate image of TG staggering around the house in the dark, still a bit pissed, bollock naked. swearing and hurling cushions at felines.

I am going to have to save up and get one of those catflaps that check passports, beat up gatecrashers etc.

Fvkcing windy here.



Must claw eyes out, got to get that image out of my head  eeek:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #18 on: June 22, 2008, 01:42:19 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 22, 2008, 01:32:57 PM
Quote from: TG on June 22, 2008, 01:23:37 PM
It was OK last night. Slept through (ish).

However, some time after 1am the Albino bastard got in and there followed much yowling and flying of fur. This led to the unfortunate image of TG staggering around the house in the dark, still a bit pissed, bollock naked. swearing and hurling cushions at felines.

I am going to have to save up and get one of those catflaps that check passports, beat up gatecrashers etc.

Fvkcing windy here.



Must claw eyes out, got to get that image out of my head  eeek:

If it were a film the GM stylee review may have been : Nudity, violence and foul language plus loads of pussy. Buy it now via www.virtual-pub.com
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #19 on: June 22, 2008, 02:03:23 PM »
Windy here too.  tunble:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2008, 11:42:07 AM »
I'm frightened.
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2008, 11:43:52 AM »
Was windy! Lots of trees down here. So much for the summer.

I am off to Deganwy tomorrow!!
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2008, 12:34:12 PM »
Was windy in Surrey too on Saturday - but that have been down to too much Young's.

Got your BlackBerry yet Wenchy?
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« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2008, 12:35:45 PM »
SHe is waiting till September. That way it will be organic!  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2008, 12:42:12 PM »
Or orgasmic. Possibly.
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« Reply #25 on: June 23, 2008, 12:43:53 PM »
Both
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #26 on: June 23, 2008, 12:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 21, 2008, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

new pic of my baby scampi....


he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:


Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.

Why are its ear so big? Is it a bat?
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2008, 01:06:59 PM »
You cannot call it "Scampi" that is a fishy thing that you eat! He looks more like a Boris to me  cloud9:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #28 on: June 23, 2008, 01:08:12 PM »
No, they are spiders.
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #29 on: June 23, 2008, 01:09:39 PM »
Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:06:59 PM
You cannot call it "Scampi" that is a fishy thing that you eat! He looks more like a Boris to me  cloud9:

Scampi. It is done & dusted.  angry041:
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