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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #105 on: July 15, 2008, 03:25:10 AM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on July 14, 2008, 06:44:12 PM
Quote from: Nick on July 13, 2008, 10:32:40 AM
There's 186 cats been rescued. Mrs TG could foster all of them  eveilgrin:

yep i want em all...arrrrrrrr puddies... whistle:
Puddles more like...  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #106 on: July 15, 2008, 06:43:05 AM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on July 14, 2008, 06:44:12 PM
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There's 186 cats been rescued. Mrs TG could foster all of them  eveilgrin:

yep i want em all...arrrrrrrr puddies... whistle:

Love that Avatar!  lol:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #107 on: July 15, 2008, 06:01:24 PM »
Bloody little sod has now discovered the catflap! we been chasing him around garden for last hour! just worried as there bit of gap at back under hedges where he could escape little sod! bet he laughing at us cos we been out all day anyway, bet he been running around riot outside!  Banghead
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #108 on: July 16, 2008, 05:20:04 AM »
RIP The local wildlife...  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #109 on: July 16, 2008, 06:23:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2008, 05:20:04 AM
RIP The local wildlife...  noooo:

What local wildlife? It's dead I tells yer! Dead!

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #110 on: July 16, 2008, 07:03:32 AM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on July 15, 2008, 06:01:24 PM
Bloody little sod has now discovered the catflap! we been chasing him around garden for last hour! just worried as there bit of gap at back under hedges where he could escape little sod! bet he laughing at us cos we been out all day anyway, bet he been running around riot outside!  Banghead


Did he discover the cat-flap or did the other cats show him how to use it? whistle:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #111 on: July 16, 2008, 07:09:12 AM »
Quote from: TG on July 16, 2008, 06:23:32 AM
Quote from: Barman on July 16, 2008, 05:20:04 AM
RIP The local wildlife...  noooo:

What local wildlife? It's dead I tells yer! Dead!


Precisely...
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #112 on: July 21, 2008, 02:49:21 PM »
look at there two aint they just gorggggggggggeous....
i want another one...
maybe i could have brought it home in me bag! Not! cloud9:

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #113 on: August 05, 2008, 09:48:34 AM »
The F***ing kitten hung itself yesterday on a toy spider that was hanging from from a doorknob by an elasticated thread.

I had to cut it free when I heard it choking.

In the process it ripped my fingers off and ate them the ungrateful bastard.

If it had happenned while we were at work we would have been minus one moggy.  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #114 on: August 05, 2008, 09:55:49 AM »
Prolly the stress of living with Mrs TG.

ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #115 on: August 05, 2008, 10:00:48 AM »
Quote from: TG on August 05, 2008, 09:48:34 AM
The F***ing kitten hung itself yesterday on a toy spider that was hanging from from a doorknob by an elasticated thread.

I had to cut it free when I heard it choking.

In the process it ripped my fingers off and ate them the ungrateful bastard.

A lesser man would have turned up his I-pod and left the room for an hour.  angel1
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #116 on: August 05, 2008, 11:08:59 AM »
Quote from: Nick on August 05, 2008, 09:55:49 AM

ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?

Because we dont have toy giraffe.

We have a toy fish as well.  angry041:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #117 on: August 05, 2008, 11:33:15 AM »
Quote from: TG on August 05, 2008, 11:08:59 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 05, 2008, 09:55:49 AM

ANd why do you have a toy spider anyway?

Because we dont have toy giraffe.

We have a toy fish as well.  angry041:

Toy Carp?
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #118 on: August 05, 2008, 12:20:36 PM »
If I had been in the middle of a 5 setter at Wii tennis it would have been well fvcked.  whistle:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #119 on: August 05, 2008, 12:23:30 PM »
Quote from: TG on August 05, 2008, 12:20:36 PM
If I had been in the middle of a 5 setter at Wii tennis it would have been well fvcked.  whistle:
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