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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #135 on: August 26, 2008, 09:02:10 AM »
scared2:

Dead or alive?

 scared2:
Alive obviously.,.. how could it have caught the snake otherw- oh I see...  redface:

The snake was alive - I managed to separate the cat and snake wearing welding gloves then threw the snake over the end of the garden with a pair of BBQ tongs... the lizard looked dead although they can play dead to fool you...

To save Darwin the anguish I'll ask why the snake was wearing welding gloves.

Thank you Snoopy. lol:

Presumably if a snake were to take up welding, it would only need one glove with one finger?
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #136 on: August 26, 2008, 09:15:28 AM »
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #137 on: August 26, 2008, 09:17:20 AM »
 happy100  There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #138 on: August 26, 2008, 09:20:49 AM »
happy100  There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.


It was bigger than that!  scared2:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #139 on: August 26, 2008, 09:21:18 AM »
happy100  There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.


It was bigger than that!  scared2:
The glove
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #140 on: August 26, 2008, 09:31:24 AM »
happy100  There there ~ we know what you meant BM ~ Pity you didn't say it.


It was bigger than that!  scared2:
The glove
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #141 on: August 26, 2008, 09:32:46 AM »
lets get back on topic...we are talking about puddies...

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #142 on: August 26, 2008, 09:34:07 AM »
awwwwwwwwww

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #143 on: August 26, 2008, 09:45:24 AM »
awwwwwwwwww

he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #144 on: August 26, 2008, 09:46:14 AM »
awwwwwwwwww

he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster...  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #145 on: August 26, 2008, 09:50:16 AM »
awwwwwwwwww

he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster...  noooo:

never he my little boy...he does terrorise our older female miserable unsociable moggy though, she turning into a nervous wreck, but he does only want to play...never get a female feline they too moody... cussing:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #146 on: August 26, 2008, 09:52:58 AM »
awwwwwwwwww

he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster...  noooo:

never he my little boy...he does terrorise our older female miserable unsociable moggy though, she turning into a nervous wreck, but he does only want to play...never get a female feline they too moody... cussing:
Monster I tells ya!  cussing:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #147 on: August 26, 2008, 10:16:38 AM »
awwwwwwwwww

he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster...  noooo:

never he my little boy...he does terrorise our older female miserable unsociable moggy though, she turning into a nervous wreck, but he does only want to play...never get a female feline they too moody... cussing:
Monster I tells ya!  cussing:

Never i cant beleive that would happnen..LOL  point:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #148 on: August 26, 2008, 10:18:05 AM »
awwwwwwwwww

he is a sweetie an such a lovely natured confident cat...
had to move him off that stand as he was nearly falling off asleep..arrrr LOL point:
He will turn into a monster...  noooo:



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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #149 on: August 26, 2008, 10:23:36 AM »
lets get back on topic...we are talking about puddies...



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