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Offline Darwins Selection

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #150 on: August 26, 2008, 10:29:21 AM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on August 26, 2008, 09:50:16 AM
...never get a female, they too moody... cussing:

Many a true word. . .  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #151 on: August 26, 2008, 11:55:22 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 26, 2008, 10:29:21 AM
Quote from: Mrs TG on August 26, 2008, 09:50:16 AM
...never get a female, they too moody... cussing:

Many a true word. . .  noooo:

Too fvcking right.  surrender:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #152 on: October 02, 2008, 07:57:52 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 21, 2008, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

new pic of my baby scampi....


he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:


Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.

He will be a sissy in a few hours. I just took him down the vets to get his nuts chopped off.  eyes:

Vet Bint: Who do we have here then?
TG: I'm Mr TG.
Vet Bint: I meant the cat.
TG: Oh. This is Scampy. He's a little bastard.
Vet Bint: Ok. He's in for castration isnt he?

TG exits stage left, staggers outside and faints in the car park.

She didnt have to use the 'C' word did she? Bitch!  cussing:

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #153 on: October 02, 2008, 08:04:00 AM »
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Sometimes it is fun.

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #154 on: October 02, 2008, 08:04:17 AM »
Quote from: TG on October 02, 2008, 07:57:52 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 21, 2008, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

new pic of my baby scampi....


he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:


Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.

He will be a sissy in a few hours. I just took him down the vets to get his nuts chopped off.  eyes:

Vet Bint: Who do we have here then?
TG: I'm Mr TG.
Vet Bint: I meant the cat.
TG: Oh. This is Scampy. He's a little bastard.
Vet Bint: Ok. He's in for castration isnt he?

TG exits stage left, staggers outside and faints in the car park.

She didnt have to use the 'C' word did she? Bitch!  cussing:



Not in the cat's hearing surely eeek:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #155 on: October 02, 2008, 08:05:32 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 02, 2008, 08:04:17 AM
Quote from: TG on October 02, 2008, 07:57:52 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 22, 2008, 01:03:49 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 21, 2008, 07:32:12 PM
Quote from: TG on June 21, 2008, 01:13:44 PM
"Scampi" I have decided will do.

I was going for 'fvcknuts' but Mrs TG would not have been happy shouting that down the back yard.  confused:

new pic of my baby scampi....


he just sittin on TGs chest looks so cute..but better not show you pic as he will kill me.. whistle:


Indeed ~ kitty wouldn't want to be seen to be a sissy now would he.

He will be a sissy in a few hours. I just took him down the vets to get his nuts chopped off.  eyes:

Vet Bint: Who do we have here then?
TG: I'm Mr TG.
Vet Bint: I meant the cat.
TG: Oh. This is Scampy. He's a little bastard.
Vet Bint: Ok. He's in for castration isnt he?

TG exits stage left, staggers outside and faints in the car park.

She didnt have to use the 'C' word did she? Bitch!  cussing:



Not in the cat's hearing surely eeek:

Right in front of him. Callous cow.  noooo:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #156 on: October 02, 2008, 08:06:06 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on October 02, 2008, 08:04:00 AM
eveilgrin:

Sometimes it is fun.

CASTRATION
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noooo:

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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #157 on: October 02, 2008, 08:06:14 AM »

CASTRATION
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #158 on: October 02, 2008, 08:38:43 AM »


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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #159 on: October 02, 2008, 08:39:25 AM »
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #160 on: October 02, 2008, 02:21:08 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2008, 08:39:25 AM


TG just gone to pick up my boy.... ;D
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #161 on: October 02, 2008, 02:30:10 PM »
You do realise he's going to be looking for ways to get his revenge...










...and somethings tells me TG isnt to happy either.  whistle:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #162 on: October 02, 2008, 02:45:04 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on October 02, 2008, 02:21:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2008, 08:39:25 AM


TG just gone to pick up my boy.... ;D

No! TG has gone to pick up your eunuch  cussing:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #163 on: October 02, 2008, 02:52:28 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on October 02, 2008, 02:45:04 PM
Quote from: Mrs TG on October 02, 2008, 02:21:08 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 02, 2008, 08:39:25 AM


TG just gone to pick up my boy.... ;D

No! TG has gone to pick up your eunuch  cussing:

He bak dont know any differant but a bit lighter! and they all cooinnnng over him in vets...arrrrrrrrrrrr... cloud9:
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Re: F***ing kitten.
« Reply #164 on: October 02, 2008, 03:46:18 PM »
He just ripped up the feckin carpet.  noooo:
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