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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #15 on: June 24, 2008, 11:29:47 AM »
Replacing his sun cream with ordinary body lotion certainly was!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #16 on: June 24, 2008, 12:17:53 PM »
Once when I woke up in the early hours I went to the fridge and made a sandwich.


It was horrible.

The ex-Mrs TMR (to be) joined me after a few minutes.

I said "where did you get this crab paste from?"

"The chemist"...
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #17 on: June 24, 2008, 04:58:04 PM »
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The ex-Mrs TMR (to be)

Who?
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #18 on: June 24, 2008, 05:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2008, 04:58:04 PM
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The ex-Mrs TMR (to be)

Who?

After some thought I assume this to be a lady who TMR is married to, is no longer living with and from whom divorce is anticipated. Either that or he has now split from the lovely with the motor cycle.
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #19 on: June 24, 2008, 05:11:16 PM »
Is he in the Archers?
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #20 on: June 24, 2008, 05:36:12 PM »
 shrugs: Dunno but he seems to like being enigmatic ~ or p*ssed.
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #21 on: June 24, 2008, 08:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2008, 11:29:47 AM
Replacing his sun cream with ordinary body lotion certainly was!  eveilgrin:

Evil
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #22 on: June 25, 2008, 08:17:06 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 24, 2008, 05:03:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2008, 04:58:04 PM
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The ex-Mrs TMR (to be)

Who?

After some thought I assume this to be a lady who TMR is married to, is no longer living with and from whom divorce is anticipated. Either that or he has now split from the lovely with the motor cycle.

You think too deeply! She was a girlfriend some 12 years ago - at the time she had full intentions of becoming Mrs TMR.
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #23 on: June 25, 2008, 08:26:22 AM »
Ah, I see  rubschin:
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #24 on: June 25, 2008, 08:32:22 AM »
Well I'm glad we cleared that up.  whistle: whistle:
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #25 on: June 25, 2008, 08:55:07 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 25, 2008, 08:32:22 AM
Well I'm glad we cleared that up.  whistle: whistle:

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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #26 on: June 25, 2008, 04:33:00 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on June 25, 2008, 08:17:06 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 24, 2008, 05:03:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2008, 04:58:04 PM
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The ex-Mrs TMR (to be)

Who?

After some thought I assume this to be a lady who TMR is married to, is no longer living with and from whom divorce is anticipated. Either that or he has now split from the lovely with the motor cycle.

You think too deeply! She was a girlfriend some 12 years ago - at the time she had full intentions of becoming Mrs TMR.
Obvious now you have explained it.  ::)
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2008, 08:54:36 AM »
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2008, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2008, 11:29:47 AM
Replacing his sun cream with ordinary body lotion certainly was!  eveilgrin:

Evil

He started it by!
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Re: Nit picking
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2008, 11:36:08 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 27, 2008, 08:54:36 AM
Quote from: Nick on June 24, 2008, 08:33:49 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on June 24, 2008, 11:29:47 AM
Replacing his sun cream with ordinary body lotion certainly was!  eveilgrin:

Evil

He started it by. . . .
. . . .putting Tabasco sauce in the contact lens cleaner.
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