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LouBosse2000

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Singleton and Purves!
« on: June 23, 2008, 01:08:23 PM »
Shock, horror Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves did "IT"! And she cannot even remember where! Can't have been up to much then.
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 01:18:47 PM »
Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:08:23 PM
Shock, horror Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves did "IT"! And she cannot even remember where! Can't have been up to much then.
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 01:19:03 PM »
Evidence please.

Did they wear Fair Isle during the ACT?

She is a lesbian (or perhaps became one after this incident)

Did he do doggy?

Details please!
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 01:19:38 PM »
Quote from: Mrs TG on June 23, 2008, 01:18:47 PM
Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:08:23 PM
Shock, horror Valerie Singleton and Peter Purves did "IT"! And she cannot even remember where! Can't have been up to much then.
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god shock horror.... rubschin:

He is a doggy man, OK?
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 01:24:02 PM »
As it was in the days before viagra maybe he needed some 'assistance'. After all they've always said its amazing what you can do with a couple of toilet roll inners and some sticky back plastic.  whistle:
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 01:24:34 PM »
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As it was in the days before viagra maybe he needed some 'assistance'. After all they've always said its amazing what you can do with a couple of toilet roll inners and some sticky back plastic.  whistle:

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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 01:32:03 PM »
Wasn't John Noakes the one with the doggy, or did they both have a doggy, Valerie had a pussy cat didn't she?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1326297.ece

According to the most reliable Sun newspaper she is denying a lesbian fling with Joan Armatrading  rubschin:
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 01:33:49 PM »
Denial is always a clue to the truth. I never had a fling with Heidi Klum either, even though she was insatiable. And that Jean Simmons?   noooo: My Y fronts were on fire I tell you!
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 01:36:12 PM »
Perhaps we should rename him Peter Perv instead of Peter Purves, I mean, HOW COULD HE???????????
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 01:38:58 PM »
Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 01:36:12 PM
Perhaps we should rename him Peter Perv instead of Peter Purves, I mean, HOW COULD HE???????????

How would she even let him?

What is the fear here?

Daily Mail mode:

BLUE PETER PRESENTER HAS SEX SHOCK











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Purves and Singleton  noooo:

Nooooo you can'yimagine them doing it spider:
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2008, 01:44:30 PM »
It is really toooooooo creepy  spider:
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #11 on: June 23, 2008, 01:46:44 PM »
He has a willy!(I imagine)
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #12 on: June 23, 2008, 01:54:25 PM »
Probably a wrinkled one by now.....................  eyes:
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #13 on: June 23, 2008, 02:37:24 PM »
i thought she was a lessa...  noooo:
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Re: Singleton and Purves!
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2008, 02:44:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 23, 2008, 01:33:49 PM
Denial is always a clue to the truth. I never had a fling with Heidi Klum either, even though she was insatiable. And that Jean Simmons?   noooo: My Y fronts were on fire I tell you!

 eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: Isnt that the lead singer from KISS?  eeek: eeek: eeek:
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