GM's Sex Advice thread

[Nick]

In the days before viagra maybe i needed some 'assistance'. After all they've always said its amazing what you can do with a couple of toilet roll inners and some sticky back plastic

[Grumpmeister]

May the fleas of a thousand reindeer rest in your codpiece Captain Calamity 

[Barman]

 

[Nick]

May the fleas of a thousand reindeer rest in your codpiece Captain Calamity 

Does that help too? 

[LouBosse2000]

Help what? Genetically modified sex?

[Grumpmeister]

Well Nick has to have been genetically modified at some point. No normal person can be such a disaster magnet without some kind of outside influence 

[Snoopy]

Alien Abduction ~ Anal Probe

[LouBosse2000]

Hum yes, Mrs TG and I were just saying, "our Nick he seems an interesting kinda bloke, wonder what he looks like..............................."

[Snoopy]

Well ~ he would tell you he is tall, has blonde curls, is well spoken and highly educated but since he is a modest sort of chap I have said it for him (and he can pay me tomorrow)

[Mrs TG]

Hum yes, Mrs TG and I were just saying, "our Nick he seems an interesting kinda bloke, wonder what he looks like..............................."

Did i? 

[LouBosse2000]

pfffffffff that's a shame, cannot speak for Mrs TG but don't go for blondes myself..................

[Grumpmeister]

Hum yes, Mrs TG and I were just saying, "our Nick he seems an interesting kinda bloke, wonder what he looks like..............................."

Just imagine the 5th horseman of the apocalypse and you'll know what he looks like  

[LouBosse2000]

5th horsemane of the whatty?

[Grumpmeister]

Apocalypse, end of the world. Also known as Armageddon, as in 'Arma geddon out of here' A common cry heard around Nick. 

[Snoopy]

He also has a beard.