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Offline Mrs TG

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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #15 on: June 23, 2008, 06:39:35 PM »
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #16 on: June 23, 2008, 06:40:30 PM »
Blame Nick he started the thread. I just tried derailing it  whistle:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2008, 06:41:37 PM »
You've got to get the elephant off the trampoline first.  point:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2008, 06:42:56 PM »
That's easy, tie the trampoline to 2 very fast cars. Wait till its airborne and then have them hit the gas.  whistle:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2008, 06:43:33 PM »
Ouch!
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM »
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM »
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2008, 06:46:37 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow  eeek:

She was ~ but she kinda drifted.  eyes:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2008, 06:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow  eeek:

She was ~ but she kinda drifted.  eyes:


Led astray if you ask me!  Married to TG.

So this Nick, any pics?  I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2008, 05:10:25 AM »
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 23, 2008, 06:53:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow  eeek:

She was ~ but she kinda drifted.  eyes:


Led astray if you ask me!  Married to TG.

So this Nick, any pics?  I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2008, 05:12:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2008, 05:10:25 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 23, 2008, 06:53:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow  eeek:

She was ~ but she kinda drifted.  eyes:


Led astray if you ask me!  Married to TG.

So this Nick, any pics?  I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:

BM is a blonde!!!  Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:


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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #26 on: June 24, 2008, 05:14:58 AM »
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 24, 2008, 05:12:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2008, 05:10:25 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 23, 2008, 06:53:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow  eeek:

She was ~ but she kinda drifted.  eyes:


Led astray if you ask me!  Married to TG.

So this Nick, any pics?  I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:

BM is a blonde!!!  Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:



Actually, more, um... silver...  whistle:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #27 on: June 24, 2008, 05:22:48 AM »
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2008, 05:14:58 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 24, 2008, 05:12:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2008, 05:10:25 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 23, 2008, 06:53:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow  eeek:

She was ~ but she kinda drifted.  eyes:


Led astray if you ask me!  Married to TG.

So this Nick, any pics?  I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:

BM is a blonde!!!  Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:



Actually, more, um... silver...  whistle:

That's ok!  Silver is distinguished on blokes but not so good on laydees! ;) 
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2008, 05:46:41 AM »
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 24, 2008, 05:22:48 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2008, 05:14:58 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 24, 2008, 05:12:23 AM
Quote from: Barman on June 24, 2008, 05:10:25 AM
Quote from: ice n'a slice on June 23, 2008, 06:53:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on June 23, 2008, 06:46:37 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on June 23, 2008, 06:45:01 PM
Nick can catch them  eveilgrin:

Quote from: LouBosse2000 on June 23, 2008, 06:44:06 PM
Mrs TG, you've shocked me, wait until Mr TG finds out you ordered that book........... whistle:

We all thought Mrs TG was as pure as the driven snow  eeek:

She was ~ but she kinda drifted.  eyes:


Led astray if you ask me!  Married to TG.

So this Nick, any pics?  I quite like blonde blokes. ;D
cloud9:

BM is a blonde!!!  Now where's me list of blonde jokes! lol:



Actually, more, um... silver...  whistle:

That's ok!  Silver is distinguished on blokes but not so good on laydees! ;) 
They call me The Silver Fox...  eyes:
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Re: GM's Sex Advice thread
« Reply #29 on: June 24, 2008, 06:19:35 AM »
Silver fox???? I heard it was sly fox..................................... eyes:
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