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Offline Snoopy

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Dietary Issues
« on: June 23, 2008, 05:59:56 PM »
A doctor was addressing a large audience.


"Red meat is bad for you," he told the audience.


"Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.


"Chinese food is loaded with MSG.


"High fat diets are disastrous.


"No one knows the long-term effect of germs in our drinking water," said the doctor.


"But one food is the most dangerous of all and I bet every one of you has eaten it at least once. Can anyone tell me which food causes the most grief for years after you eat it?"


An old man in the front row raised his hand and softly asked, "Is it wedding cake?"


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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 05:18:32 AM »
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2008, 04:18:08 PM »
Wedding Cake . . .  there's another oxymoron to add to the list!    whistle:
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2008, 04:48:56 PM »
Smote!

Is it an oxymoron?  rubschin:

Nah
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2008, 05:03:02 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 30, 2008, 04:48:56 PM
Smote!

Is it an oxymoron?  rubschin:

Nah

I'm trying to work that one out too Nick. Maybe something to do with having your wedding cake and eating it  eyes:
But I can't quite get the joke to work. P'raps DS will have better luck.
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2008, 05:10:00 PM »
Quote from: oracle on June 30, 2008, 04:18:08 PM
Wedding Cake . . .  there's another oxymoron to add to the list!    whistle:
Emotiwhotsits don't work 'til you havew made ten posts...  whistle:
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2008, 05:14:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=4060. msg82355#msg82355 date=1214845800
Quote from: oracle link=topic=4060. msg82336#msg82336 date=1214842688
Wedding Cake .  .  .   there's another oxymoron to add to the list!    whistle:
Emotiwhotsits don't work 'til you havew made ten posts. . .   whistle:

What about the Barman's spellchecker?  lol:
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2008, 05:15:24 PM »
Quote from: oracle on June 30, 2008, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=4060. msg82355#msg82355 date=1214845800
Quote from: oracle link=topic=4060. msg82336#msg82336 date=1214842688
Wedding Cake .  .  .   there's another oxymoron to add to the list!    whistle:
Emotiwhotsits don't work 'til you havew made ten posts. . .   whistle:

What about the Barman's spellchecker?  lol:

<snigger>
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2008, 05:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=4060. msg82353#msg82353 date=1214845382
Quote from: Nick link=topic=4060. msg82347#msg82347 date=1214844536
Smote!

Is it an oxymoron?  rubschin:

Nah

I'm trying to work that one out too Nick.  Maybe something to do with having your wedding cake and eating it  eyes:
But I can't quite get the joke to work.  P'raps DS will have better luck.

An oxymoron is a figure of speech combining two contradictory terms; like "Civil War", "Military Intelligence" . . .  hence Wedding (bad) Cake (good).

Get it?
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2008, 05:24:03 PM »
Quote from: oracle on June 30, 2008, 05:14:32 PM
Quote from: Barman link=topic=4060. msg82355#msg82355 date=1214845800
Quote from: oracle link=topic=4060. msg82336#msg82336 date=1214842688
Wedding Cake .  .  .   there's another oxymoron to add to the list!    whistle:
Emotiwhotsits don't work 'til you havew made ten posts. . .   whistle:

What about the Barman's spellchecker?  lol:
That never works...  noooo:
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2008, 05:26:27 PM »
Quote from: oracle on June 30, 2008, 05:20:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=4060. msg82353#msg82353 date=1214845382
Quote from: Nick link=topic=4060. msg82347#msg82347 date=1214844536
Smote!

Is it an oxymoron?  rubschin:

Nah

I'm trying to work that one out too Nick.  Maybe something to do with having your wedding cake and eating it  eyes:
But I can't quite get the joke to work.  P'raps DS will have better luck.

An oxymoron is a figure of speech combining two contradictory terms; like "Civil War", "Military Intelligence" . . .  hence Wedding (bad) Cake (good).

Get it?

That is stretching it a bit but since you are new .................  ;)
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2008, 05:27:58 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=4060. msg82363#msg82363 date=1214846787
Quote from: oracle link=topic=4060. msg82360#msg82360 date=1214846448
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=4060.  msg82353#msg82353 date=1214845382
Quote from: Nick link=topic=4060.  msg82347#msg82347 date=1214844536
Smote!

Is it an oxymoron?  rubschin:

Nah

I'm trying to work that one out too Nick.   Maybe something to do with having your wedding cake and eating it  eyes:
But I can't quite get the joke to work.   P'raps DS will have better luck. 

An oxymoron is a figure of speech combining two contradictory terms; like "Civil War", "Military Intelligence" .  .  .   hence Wedding (bad) Cake (good). 

Get it?

That is stretching it a bit but since you are new . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   ;)

Me new? . . . . . . .  Now that really is an oxymoron  lol:
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2008, 05:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on June 30, 2008, 05:26:27 PM
Quote from: oracle on June 30, 2008, 05:20:48 PM
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=4060. msg82353#msg82353 date=1214845382
Quote from: Nick link=topic=4060. msg82347#msg82347 date=1214844536
Smote!

Is it an oxymoron?  rubschin:

Nah

I'm trying to work that one out too Nick.  Maybe something to do with having your wedding cake and eating it  eyes:
But I can't quite get the joke to work.  P'raps DS will have better luck.

An oxymoron is a figure of speech combining two contradictory terms; like "Civil War", "Military Intelligence" . . .  hence Wedding (bad) Cake (good).

Get it?

That is stretching it a bit but since you are new .................  ;)
...and female...  eyes:
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2008, 05:30:04 PM »
New to us anyway.  whistle:
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Re: Dietary Issues
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2008, 05:31:06 PM »
Quote from: Barman link=topic=4060. msg82366#msg82366 date=1214846888
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=4060. msg82363#msg82363 date=1214846787
Quote from: oracle link=topic=4060. msg82360#msg82360 date=1214846448
Quote from: Snoopy link=topic=4060.  msg82353#msg82353 date=1214845382
Quote from: Nick link=topic=4060.  msg82347#msg82347 date=1214844536
Smote!

Is it an oxymoron?  rubschin:

Nah

I'm trying to work that one out too Nick.   Maybe something to do with having your wedding cake and eating it  eyes:
But I can't quite get the joke to work.   P'raps DS will have better luck. 

An oxymoron is a figure of speech combining two contradictory terms; like "Civil War", "Military Intelligence" .  .  .   hence Wedding (bad) Cake (good). 

Get it?

That is stretching it a bit but since you are new . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   ;)
. . . and female. . .   eyes:

Hey!  Have you been looking up my . . . . . . . . .  profile?
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