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Stand by for the women driver jokes
« on: June 25, 2008, 12:49:48 PM »
I'd love to see the insurance claim she makes for this one. point:

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Police are investigating a crash in which a £30,000 SUV ended up parked on top of two other cars, one of them a Porsche sports car worth up to £45,000.

It happened at about 1700 BST in the car park of the Co-Op supermarket on Belfast's Lisburn Road.

It is believed the female driver may have mistakenly put the automatic Lexus into drive instead of reverse.

When she accelerated, the car mounted the Porsche and a Toyota Celica which were parked directly in front of her.

The Porsche Boxster was damaged on its wing and bonnet, while the Toyota Celica was crushed.
 
Both cars were damaged, although the SUV escaped largely unscathed

One person, believed to be the Porsche driver, was taken to hospital.

His injuries are not believed to be life-threatening.

Dominic Montague, who works in a nearby coffee shop, saw the aftermath of the crash.

"I saw the woman who drove the jeep and she just looked befuddled, she couldn't really understand what was going on - which is probably understandable enough if you drove a car out over two other cars," he said.

The BBC spoke to the driver of the Toyota, but he said he was "not in the mood to give interviews".
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 12:57:17 PM »
And these car owners shop at the Co-op?  eeek:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 01:03:22 PM »
Irish.  noooo:  Worse still  Northern Irish!  noooo:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 01:05:22 PM »
Even worse he's used a picture of it for a caption comp. Talk about wanting your cake and eating it  ::)
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 01:05:58 PM »
CAKE! cloud9:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2008, 01:10:28 PM »
Even worse he's used a picture of it for a caption comp. Talk about wanting your cake and eating it  ::)

I saw the picture before I read the story. My caption was the first thing that came to mind  redface:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2008, 01:11:01 PM »
Just had a slice with a cup of tea thanks. Home made, egg free, choccy sponge with buttercream filling. cloud9:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2008, 01:12:53 PM »
Just had a slice with a cup of tea thanks. Home made, egg free, choccy sponge with buttercream filling. cloud9:
Have you called the horsepital?  rubschin:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2008, 01:16:38 PM »
I haven't got cake here (unless I want to brave the strange ecosystem that is the office canteen  eeek: ) but I have been given a bar of Lindt Chilli Chocolate  cloud9:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2008, 02:26:09 PM »
Just had a slice with a cup of tea thanks. Home made, egg free, choccy sponge with buttercream filling. cloud9:
Have you called the horsepital?  rubschin:

It was only a little piece of cake, the tea was green without milk or sugar and I did check my blood sugar levels first. redface:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2008, 02:29:17 PM »
Just had a slice with a cup of tea thanks. Home made, egg free, choccy sponge with buttercream filling. cloud9:
Have you called the horsepital?  rubschin:

It was only a little piece of cake, the tea was green without milk or sugar and I did check my blood sugar levels first. redface:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2008, 03:50:21 PM »
Mrs Snoopy has bought a thong.That should finish him off!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2008, 03:54:39 PM »
You've heard her thing then?
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2008, 03:56:49 PM »
WHat?
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Re: Stand by for the women driver jokes
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2008, 04:01:17 PM »
Thing a thong of thixpenth, a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty blackbirdth baked in a pie

















Honestly I have to explain everything around here.  ::)
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