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Offline Snoopy

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11145 on: November 09, 2010, 06:55:22 AM »
Tonight...Tesco veg and beansprout stir fry, 4 mins in a hot wok...large drizzle of soy sauce, some crusty bread and a jug of wine...heating on...perfick

only...its crap by yourself...I need to get married again...you cant beat coming home to a welcoming smile, a log fire...a nice hot meal on the table...soapy bath, candles and wine...and a massage... eyes:

So...what'ya doing next week Miss D? or Miss C...I know Tipsy's spoken for... sad32:



Yer better off with a puppy.

Come home to an ecstatic, tail wagging greeting, whining when you go out, devotion like you won't believe, and constant warm puddles to step in. As for the rest .... eat out and forget the candles ~ they are a fire hazard.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11146 on: November 09, 2010, 07:04:55 AM »
Snoopy's just an ol' romantic at heart  lol:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11147 on: November 09, 2010, 07:23:38 AM »
 ;) I prefer "Realist" but your point is well made.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11148 on: November 09, 2010, 09:10:14 AM »


So...what'ya doing next week Miss D? or Miss C...I know Tipsy's spoken for... sad32:

So is Miss C  sad24:

But who the heck wants to get married again  eeek:

Indeed I am but there is a lot that I would do for a new hat. eyes:

I want to eat the squirrels not exchange bodily fluids with them. noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11149 on: November 09, 2010, 09:17:53 AM »


So...what'ya doing next week Miss D? or Miss C...I know Tipsy's spoken for... sad32:

So is Miss C  sad24:

But who the heck wants to get married again  eeek:

Indeed I am but there is a lot that I would do for a new hat. eyes:

I want to eat the squirrels not exchange bodily fluids with them. noooo:

 eeek:
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11150 on: November 09, 2010, 09:54:38 AM »


So...what'ya doing next week Miss D? or Miss C...I know Tipsy's spoken for... sad32:

So is Miss C  sad24:

But who the heck wants to get married again  eeek:

Indeed I am but there is a lot that I would do for a new hat. eyes:

I want to eat the squirrels not exchange bodily fluids with them. noooo:

 eeek:


The fox hat?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11151 on: November 09, 2010, 09:55:22 AM »


So...what'ya doing next week Miss D? or Miss C...I know Tipsy's spoken for... sad32:

So is Miss C  sad24:

But who the heck wants to get married again  eeek:

Indeed I am but there is a lot that I would do for a new hat. eyes:

I want to eat the squirrels not exchange bodily fluids with them. noooo:

 eeek:


The fox hat?

Foxy hat for a foxy laydee  angel1
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11152 on: November 09, 2010, 12:00:41 PM »


So...what'ya doing next week Miss D? or Miss C...I know Tipsy's spoken for... sad32:

So is Miss C  sad24:

But who the heck wants to get married again  eeek:

Indeed I am but there is a lot that I would do for a new hat. eyes:

I want to eat the squirrels not exchange bodily fluids with them. noooo:

 eeek:


The fox hat?

Shouldn't that be 'What the fox hat'

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11153 on: November 09, 2010, 12:05:52 PM »
Sea Bass  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11154 on: November 09, 2010, 03:02:24 PM »
Gammon...  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11155 on: November 09, 2010, 03:14:01 PM »
Not a clue. Boys want noodles and fish fingers. THW wants noodles and quorn burgers.

I shall prolly have a slice of cheese on toast.


SWWLTBO will have eaten in college snack bar.


One thing for certain ~ No more KFC!  evil:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11156 on: November 09, 2010, 03:15:04 PM »
Gammon...  cloud9:

I now have that old Garry Glitter tea time classic, the gammon song as an ear worm I feel it only fair that I should share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWa7V17n2no
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11157 on: November 09, 2010, 03:18:15 PM »
You are suffering Pet ..... and it's only Tuesday!
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11158 on: November 09, 2010, 03:18:54 PM »
Gammon...  cloud9:

I now have that old Garry Glitter tea time classic, the gammon song as an ear worm I feel it only fair that I should share.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWa7V17n2no

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11159 on: November 09, 2010, 05:19:06 PM »
You are suffering Pet ..... and it's only Tuesday!

I know Snoops I have been in a packing frenzy and am all unnecessary. confused2:
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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