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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11400 on: November 21, 2010, 04:59:58 PM »
No waitress service?  eyes:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11401 on: November 21, 2010, 05:06:35 PM »
Only the wine waitress  ;)

One evening a waiter sidled up to me saying "Broccoli, Baby sweetcorn?"... I replied "Yes. And don't call me Baby sweetcorn in front of my friends dear"  razz:

My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée  lol:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11402 on: November 21, 2010, 05:09:33 PM »
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Euphemism?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11403 on: November 21, 2010, 05:19:44 PM »
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My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée 

Euphemism?

Possibly; apparently she found him rather handsome  eyes:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11404 on: November 21, 2010, 05:26:33 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
Only the wine waitress  ;)

One evening a waiter sidled up to me saying "Broccoli, Baby sweetcorn?"... I replied "Yes. And don't call me Baby sweetcorn in front of my friends dear"  razz:

My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée  lol:

Your friend eh...?  eyes:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11405 on: November 21, 2010, 05:41:32 PM »
I know its Roast Chicken cos I can smell it and can hear pans and dishes clunking together.   cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11406 on: November 21, 2010, 05:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2010, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
Only the wine waitress  ;)

One evening a waiter sidled up to me saying "Broccoli, Baby sweetcorn?"... I replied "Yes. And don't call me Baby sweetcorn in front of my friends dear"  razz:

My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée  lol:

Your friend eh...?  eyes:

Just for clarification  ::), two friends of mine joined me for a holiday whilst I was werking, like. He, a Kiwi by birth is an inventor working on theories of perpetual motion, his wife is English but naturalised Ozzie whom I have known since we were students. They live in tropical Queensland, retired, frequently sozzled and try to keep out of the sun  ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11407 on: November 21, 2010, 06:00:22 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:49:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 21, 2010, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
Only the wine waitress  ;)

One evening a waiter sidled up to me saying "Broccoli, Baby sweetcorn?"... I replied "Yes. And don't call me Baby sweetcorn in front of my friends dear"  razz:

My friend across the table nearly lost a mouthful of wine over her entrée  lol:

Your friend eh...?  eyes:

Just for clarification  ::), two friends of mine joined me for a holiday whilst I was werking, like. He, a Kiwi by birth is an inventor working on theories of perpetual motion, his wife is English but naturalised Ozzie whom I have known since we were students. They live in tropical Queensland, retired, frequently sozzled and try to keep out of the sun  ;)

Of course...  I'm just green with envy like... whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11408 on: November 21, 2010, 06:10:56 PM »
Home made beef casserole and dumplings ...home made cake ..glass of something strong  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11409 on: November 21, 2010, 06:20:46 PM »
Sounds good Miss D... and fiddlesticks am being called to eat treacle tart and custard now... and bike is in the shed.  sad32:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11410 on: November 21, 2010, 06:28:07 PM »
Is dinner served?  The gong hasn't rung yet ...  redface:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11411 on: November 21, 2010, 06:42:58 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 06:28:07 PM
Is dinner served?  The gong hasn't rung yet ...  redface:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11412 on: November 21, 2010, 07:55:16 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 06:28:07 PM
Is dinner served?  The gong hasn't rung yet ...  redface:

Makes way to kitchen trying to remember where the bits are...

Sorry ~ clicked on wrong button trying to read the "small print".... Now looks like I edited your post, which I didn't!
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11413 on: November 21, 2010, 08:31:17 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 07:55:16 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 06:28:07 PM
Is dinner served?  The gong hasn't rung yet ...  redface:

Makes way to kitchen trying to remember where the bits are...

Sorry ~ clicked on wrong button trying to read the "small print".... Now looks like I edited your post, which I didn't!

No apologies necessary  ;)   Normal service will resume next week
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #11414 on: November 21, 2010, 08:32:52 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 08:31:17 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on November 21, 2010, 07:55:16 PM
Quote from: Pastis on November 21, 2010, 06:28:07 PM
Is dinner served?  The gong hasn't rung yet ...  redface:

Makes way to kitchen trying to remember where the bits are...

Sorry ~ clicked on wrong button trying to read the "small print".... Now looks like I edited your post, which I didn't!

No apologies necessary  ;)   Normal service will resume next week

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Is Snoopy off then...?  whistle:
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