Dinner tonight

[Snoopy]

well ~ lunch came before tea .......... which is normal.

[Nick]

Unless you change time zones

[Snoopy]

Hardly likely as I am only a few miles to the south of you.

[Bar Wench]

I want to know what Mrs Nick cooked for punishment dinner

[Barman]

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The chicken! He had that for lunch and the eggs for tea... 

[Bar Wench]

Sorry not terribly with it.

Tonight we are having hamburgers, salad and ciabatta rolls.

[Snoopy]

Oh ~ Ordinary old bread rolls not good enough for you aspirational types in the home counties then?

[Bar Wench]

They taste nicer and hold together better than ordinary bread rolls. I find the ordinary ones tend to disintegrate by the time you have the burger, mayo and onions in them.

[Snoopy]

I'm only jealous ~ ask for such things in our local bakers and they jabber at one another in Welsh and then say "We don't do such things here". Ciabatta rolls from Sainsbugs are crap and those from Morrisons aren't much better.

[Bar Wench]

I get ours from the deli in the village. Although at a pinch those half baked things from the supermarket will do.

[Snoopy]

What's a deli?

That question was really asked of me in a conversation recently. Fvcking Welsh 

[Bar Wench]

They can't help it if they are inbred, they just don't know any better.

[Nick]

You tell Mr Wench that then?

[Bar Wench]

It is worse in North Wales. Mr Wench is from South Wales which is vaguely more civilised.

[Nick]

Yes, they have a motorway