Meat fest pizza...
I'd gone into Morrisons the get a cheap carton wine and I thought 'No...I am not cooking another roast dinner...so I decided on a pizza...They had some at £2.50 or two for £4.00.
While I was contemplating which
one to purchase I was knocked out the way by a 13 year old, built like Billy Bunter...He grabbed 4 of them and headed off to the tills...Fat bastard now...but
I say, you fellows, what will he be like in 5 years...