Griddled Steak, sauteed potatoes and salid ..... by order of the birthday boy
he could be a veggie ........
He stood in the kitchen and told Woodstock that he wanted his steak the same way Dad likes it.
Stupidly she said "How's that then?"
He replied "Remove the horns, wipe its arse and show it the griddle"
I thought she was going to have a fit!
Did I really say that in front of him?
Must have done at some time I s'pose