Worra a twonk Iam.
Got the chicky out the fridge just now, to cook for me roasty tonight, and it's a special one, all covered in tasty spices 'erbs and peppers like.
Gorra wash 'em first like though haven't you?
Looks like bogo standard chicken tonight then.
Just found some 'erbs in the cupboard.
Re-sprinkled it.
Gravy's already made btw.