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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2100 on: January 02, 2009, 01:38:09 PM »
Our Tesco has sold out. Went to Morrissons which looked like a home for the confused, but they had none either. I have sent Mrs Nick out to get some  eveilgrin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2101 on: January 02, 2009, 08:11:35 PM »
I burnt my fingers and dropped my cake on the floor  angry041:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2102 on: January 02, 2009, 08:13:44 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2103 on: January 03, 2009, 10:31:32 AM »
We have friends coming for lunch. I went for Nigella's slow roast shoulder of lamb. Stupid of me. I had to get up at 6 to put it in the oven  evil:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2104 on: January 03, 2009, 10:34:31 AM »
No timer on your oven ~ or like ours beyond the wit of man to work out how to set it?







We too have people coming for lunch ~ pasta will be served. Quick, easy and even Mrs S#2 can't get it wrong.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2105 on: January 03, 2009, 10:57:50 AM »
Mrs Nick has just asked me if I am setting a place for their dog  eeek:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2106 on: January 03, 2009, 11:09:19 AM »
Nick, have you ever thought of writing a sitcom?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2107 on: January 03, 2009, 11:09:54 AM »
Mrs Nick has just asked me if I am setting a place for their dog  eeek:

Just take another swig of the cooking sherry and pretend you didn't hear her.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2108 on: January 03, 2009, 11:10:07 AM »
I live in a farce
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2109 on: January 03, 2009, 12:09:29 PM »
Nick, have you ever thought of writing a sitcom?
He lives in a sitcom - like Jim Carrey in The Truman Show... don't tell him tho...  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2110 on: January 03, 2009, 08:02:01 PM »
That dog is bonkers  noooo: He's on hunger strike  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2111 on: January 03, 2009, 08:06:10 PM »
Perhaps he just didn't fancy the sprouts or Nigella's lamb ~ how was he on the sherry before you ate?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2112 on: January 03, 2009, 08:08:31 PM »
Apparently he has just changed from puppy food to adolescent food. He is not keen and refuses to eat anything in protest  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2113 on: January 05, 2009, 09:40:46 AM »
Apparently he has just changed from puppy food to adolescent food. He is not keen and refuses to eat anything in protest  rubschin:

Sounds more like a puppet than a puppy.

Real dogs eat anything.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2114 on: January 05, 2009, 09:43:01 AM »
Not this labradoodle!
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