Woodstock is werking this evening and the boys FORCED me to go to the chippy (Just over the road from our front door).
Minor and I both wanted Fish n Chips but he said he can't eat their usual hooooge portion of fish so would I share one piece with him.
So I asked the Turk who runs the shop for one piece of fish ....... He gave me two on the grounds that "They aren't as big as usual"
SCORE!
Oh and *BURP*