Wrong both
OK lets make this vaguely easier
Pick 5 from this list
Tomatoes
Cheddar cheese
Goats Cheese
Leerdammer cheese
Pretend Bacon
Nut Roast
Mashed potato
New Potatoes
Chips
Parsnips
Poached Egg
Mushrooms
Vomit
Poncy bread - toasted
Kingsmill style bread - toasted
Eye of Toad
Leg of Frog
Chefs spit
Polonium
Pizza base
Red peppers
V Hot chillies
I did also nick some of Mrs K's risotto and side vegetable but that doesn't count, nor does the beer.