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Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 08:23:34 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 04, 2014, 07:22:21 PMOr 7 Bank Holidays like yours I am glad I do not employ anyone here. It is a Swivel Servant's dream come true....only turn up in the 'orifice' till lunchtime (werkin hours ) and get 23 Bank Holidays per year on top of all of your holiday entitlement and sick days you decide to wangle. Plus a 13th month salary.... ...or celery in Steve's case!
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 04, 2014, 07:22:21 PMOr 7 Bank Holidays like yours I am glad I do not employ anyone here. It is a Swivel Servant's dream come true....only turn up in the 'orifice' till lunchtime (werkin hours ) and get 23 Bank Holidays per year on top of all of your holiday entitlement and sick days you decide to wangle.
Or 7 Bank Holidays like yours
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2014, 05:48:34 AMQuote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 08:23:34 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 04, 2014, 07:22:21 PMOr 7 Bank Holidays like yours I am glad I do not employ anyone here. It is a Swivel Servant's dream come true....only turn up in the 'orifice' till lunchtime (werkin hours ) and get 23 Bank Holidays per year on top of all of your holiday entitlement and sick days you decide to wangle. Plus a 13th month salary.... ...or celery in Steve's case! (but rarely touch the tasteless stuff)Anyway WTF is a 13th month salary and who pays for it and all those holidays?
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2014, 09:47:50 AMQuote from: Barman on April 05, 2014, 05:48:34 AMQuote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 08:23:34 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 04, 2014, 07:22:21 PMOr 7 Bank Holidays like yours I am glad I do not employ anyone here. It is a Swivel Servant's dream come true....only turn up in the 'orifice' till lunchtime (werkin hours ) and get 23 Bank Holidays per year on top of all of your holiday entitlement and sick days you decide to wangle. Plus a 13th month salary.... ...or celery in Steve's case! (but rarely touch the tasteless stuff)Anyway WTF is a 13th month salary and who pays for it and all those holidays? A xmas "bonus" of a months salary..
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2014, 09:49:53 AMQuote from: Steve on April 05, 2014, 09:47:50 AMQuote from: Barman on April 05, 2014, 05:48:34 AMQuote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 08:23:34 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 04, 2014, 07:22:21 PMOr 7 Bank Holidays like yours I am glad I do not employ anyone here. It is a Swivel Servant's dream come true....only turn up in the 'orifice' till lunchtime (werkin hours ) and get 23 Bank Holidays per year on top of all of your holiday entitlement and sick days you decide to wangle. Plus a 13th month salary.... ...or celery in Steve's case! (but rarely touch the tasteless stuff)Anyway WTF is a 13th month salary and who pays for it and all those holidays? A xmas "bonus" of a months salary..bonkers! We used to get a turkey or 2 bottles of booze (and I used to have to hand them out)
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2014, 10:39:48 AMQuote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2014, 09:49:53 AMQuote from: Steve on April 05, 2014, 09:47:50 AMQuote from: Barman on April 05, 2014, 05:48:34 AMQuote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 08:23:34 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 04, 2014, 07:22:21 PMOr 7 Bank Holidays like yours I am glad I do not employ anyone here. It is a Swivel Servant's dream come true....only turn up in the 'orifice' till lunchtime (werkin hours ) and get 23 Bank Holidays per year on top of all of your holiday entitlement and sick days you decide to wangle. Plus a 13th month salary.... ...or celery in Steve's case! (but rarely touch the tasteless stuff)Anyway WTF is a 13th month salary and who pays for it and all those holidays? A xmas "bonus" of a months salary..bonkers! We used to get a turkey or 2 bottles of booze (and I used to have to hand them out)Did you work in the warehouse...?
Quote from: Barman on April 05, 2014, 10:42:41 AMQuote from: Steve on April 05, 2014, 10:39:48 AMQuote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2014, 09:49:53 AMQuote from: Steve on April 05, 2014, 09:47:50 AMQuote from: Barman on April 05, 2014, 05:48:34 AMQuote from: Baldy on April 04, 2014, 08:23:34 PMQuote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 04, 2014, 07:22:21 PMOr 7 Bank Holidays like yours I am glad I do not employ anyone here. It is a Swivel Servant's dream come true....only turn up in the 'orifice' till lunchtime (werkin hours ) and get 23 Bank Holidays per year on top of all of your holiday entitlement and sick days you decide to wangle. Plus a 13th month salary.... ...or celery in Steve's case! (but rarely touch the tasteless stuff)Anyway WTF is a 13th month salary and who pays for it and all those holidays? A xmas "bonus" of a months salary..bonkers! We used to get a turkey or 2 bottles of booze (and I used to have to hand them out)Did you work in the warehouse...?No that was Baldy......... Wait I mis=read that......
. . .Did you work in the warehouse...?
I got tennis elbow shaking hands. Takes months to get better that does.
Quote from: Steve on April 05, 2014, 10:52:48 AMI got tennis elbow shaking hands. Takes months to get better that does. Those Masonic events are awful for that.
Fancy a fry up........
Quote from: apc2010 on April 05, 2014, 01:08:20 PMFancy a fry up........ Stephen Fry...?
Eating out in the village square.... spending my winnings like.....
Quote from: Barman on April 06, 2014, 09:08:52 AMEating out in the village square.... spending my winnings like..... Baldy has to pass that way home.........
