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Offline Steve

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35835 on: May 11, 2017, 07:01:52 PM »
Mahoosive Chinese takeaway with Peroni
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« Reply #35836 on: May 12, 2017, 04:21:51 PM »
Bravely risking sausages (and collapso)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35837 on: May 12, 2017, 04:32:43 PM »
Collapso...







....for my ticker like...  ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35838 on: May 12, 2017, 04:33:46 PM »
Sticking yer finger in a power socket can help too.

Did I mention I have learnt how to use a defibrillator?  whistle: whistle: whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35839 on: May 12, 2017, 04:40:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 04:33:46 PM
Sticking yer finger in a power socket can help too.

Did I mention I have learnt how to use a defibrillator?  whistle: whistle: whistle:

LL can werk one too!  :thumbsup:

The closest one is 20 mins away tho....  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35840 on: May 12, 2017, 04:42:39 PM »
Send a quadcopter to fetch it........










































 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35841 on: May 12, 2017, 04:45:07 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35842 on: May 12, 2017, 09:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 12, 2017, 04:40:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 12, 2017, 04:33:46 PM
Sticking yer finger in a power socket can help too.

Did I mention I have learnt how to use a defibrillator?  whistle: whistle: whistle:

LL can werk one too!  :thumbsup:

The closest one is 20 mins away tho....  rubschin:
Move?

Prolly cheaper to buy your own defib. Or nick the one 20 miles away
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35843 on: May 13, 2017, 02:52:46 PM »
Going to the village for a kebab and cheap beer...  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35844 on: May 13, 2017, 05:54:24 PM »
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35845 on: May 13, 2017, 05:55:02 PM »
Get the defibrillator too  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35846 on: May 13, 2017, 06:04:35 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2017, 05:55:02 PM
Get the defibrillator too  whistle:

I should have nicked one from the village square shouldn't I...?  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35847 on: May 13, 2017, 06:05:05 PM »
Gets black suit out....................
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35848 on: May 13, 2017, 06:39:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 13, 2017, 06:05:05 PM
Gets black suit out....................

BOGOF...  ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #35849 on: May 13, 2017, 07:07:44 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 13, 2017, 05:54:24 PM
OMG!  eeek:

The two bar owners (one English, one Cypriot) had a "who can make the bestist chilli sauce" competition... scorchio:

I shall need bum paper in the fridge tonight for sure....  noooo:
What about freezer spray?
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