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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39195 on: January 23, 2020, 02:48:48 PM »
There is a mahoosive pack of out-of-date bacon in the fridge...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:  brown sauce...

Not sure if I should make a stack of sarnies (brown sauce obvs. ::)) or plate it and serve with tinned tomatoes...  rubschin:

In the interests of safety I'd go down the safe route and invite Apey over as a guinea pig...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39196 on: January 23, 2020, 03:05:09 PM »
There is a mahoosive pack of out-of-date bacon in the fridge...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:  brown sauce...

Not sure if I should make a stack of sarnies (brown sauce obvs. ::)) or plate it and serve with tinned tomatoes...  rubschin:

In the interests of safety I'd go down the safe route and invite Apey over as a guinea pig...  whistle:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Shocked:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39197 on: January 23, 2020, 03:10:52 PM »
There is a mahoosive pack of out-of-date bacon in the fridge...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:  brown sauce...

Not sure if I should make a stack of sarnies (brown sauce obvs. ::)) or plate it and serve with tinned tomatoes...  rubschin:

In the interests of safety I'd go down the safe route and invite Apey over as a guinea pig...  whistle:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Shocked:

Hide half of the bacon first. Then once Apey has tested a sample from the initial half you know if it's safe for primate consumption...  whistle:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39198 on: January 23, 2020, 03:15:00 PM »
There is a mahoosive pack of out-of-date bacon in the fridge...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:  brown sauce...

Not sure if I should make a stack of sarnies (brown sauce obvs. ::)) or plate it and serve with tinned tomatoes...  rubschin:

In the interests of safety I'd go down the safe route and invite Apey over as a guinea pig...  whistle:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Shocked:

Hide half of the bacon first. Then once Apey has tested a sample from the initial half you know if it's safe for primate consumption...  whistle:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39199 on: January 23, 2020, 03:17:03 PM »
There is a mahoosive pack of out-of-date bacon in the fridge...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:  brown sauce...

Not sure if I should make a stack of sarnies (brown sauce obvs. ::)) or plate it and serve with tinned tomatoes...  rubschin:

In the interests of safety I'd go down the safe route and invite Apey over as a guinea pig...  whistle:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Shocked:

Hide half of the bacon first. Then once Apey has tested a sample from the initial half you know if it's safe for primate consumption...  whistle:

 rubschin:

You paying petrol....... rubschin:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39200 on: January 23, 2020, 03:17:19 PM »
There is a mahoosive pack of out-of-date bacon in the fridge...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:  brown sauce...

Not sure if I should make a stack of sarnies (brown sauce obvs. ::)) or plate it and serve with tinned tomatoes...  rubschin:

In the interests of safety I'd go down the safe route and invite Apey over as a guinea pig...  whistle:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Shocked:

Hide half of the bacon first. Then once Apey has tested a sample from the initial half you know if it's safe for primate consumption...  whistle:

 rubschin:

Just for the hell of it you could add some drops of green food dye to the bacon and test the theory that Apey will eat anything if it's free...  Sinister:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39201 on: January 23, 2020, 03:53:36 PM »
There is a mahoosive pack of out-of-date bacon in the fridge...  rubschin:

 Thumbs:  brown sauce...

Not sure if I should make a stack of sarnies (brown sauce obvs. ::)) or plate it and serve with tinned tomatoes...  rubschin:

In the interests of safety I'd go down the safe route and invite Apey over as a guinea pig...  whistle:


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!  Shocked:

Hide half of the bacon first. Then once Apey has tested a sample from the initial half you know if it's safe for primate consumption...  whistle:

 rubschin:

Just for the hell of it you could add some drops of green food dye to the bacon and test the theory that Apey will eat anything if it's free...  Sinister:

 rubschin:

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I'm not paying his petrol tho!  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39202 on: January 24, 2020, 12:07:25 AM »
Huge Italian meal here http://www.italianway.co.uk/

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39203 on: January 24, 2020, 01:42:01 PM »
Bangers n mash with onion gravy and SPROUTS  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39204 on: January 24, 2020, 02:13:09 PM »
Not sure... I finished off the bacon at lunchtime, do I really need any more calories...?  rubschin:




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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39205 on: January 24, 2020, 03:35:46 PM »
I have Wieners...  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39206 on: January 24, 2020, 03:37:54 PM »
You can get an oinkment for that  :thumbsup:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39207 on: January 24, 2020, 03:41:42 PM »
You can get an oinkment for that  :thumbsup:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39208 on: January 24, 2020, 06:39:35 PM »
Bacon spinach onion and ???  pasta thingy....... rubschin:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #39209 on: January 24, 2020, 07:22:25 PM »
An attack on the post Christmas cheese mountain is planned
Well, whatever, nevermind