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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5280 on: July 17, 2009, 03:51:36 PM »
BBQ pork chops and salad...  cloud9:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5281 on: July 17, 2009, 04:04:07 PM »
Chicken (dead)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5282 on: July 17, 2009, 04:07:55 PM »
I have always thought that the worst thing about drowning was having to call 'help!' You must look such a fool. It's put me against drowning.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5283 on: July 17, 2009, 05:05:54 PM »
Stir fry then?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5284 on: July 17, 2009, 05:14:52 PM »
 redface:  It's not alive after all it's just the maggots that make it look like it's moving.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5285 on: July 17, 2009, 05:22:10 PM »
redface:  It's not alive after all it's just the maggots that make it look like it's moving.


I'd heard that you prefer them "Well hung" ;)
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5286 on: July 17, 2009, 05:32:00 PM »
Well, now that you come to mention it..... lol:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5287 on: July 17, 2009, 08:52:26 PM »
Cue Humph "20lb cock" joke
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5288 on: July 17, 2009, 09:32:09 PM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5289 on: July 18, 2009, 04:47:58 PM »
We are going out. Or we will be if Mrs Nick ever gets back  cussing:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5290 on: July 19, 2009, 07:19:42 AM »
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5291 on: July 19, 2009, 08:58:32 AM »
Mrs Nick and The Boy have to leave by 10, it is claimed. Seems doubtful since neither is yet dressed  noooo:

Mrs Nick is modelling posh frocks. I enquire why.

'For the formal dinner tomorrow.'  rubschin:

Vague recollections stir of some werk related dinner in Sussex as part of the trip there.

'How formal?'

'Well,' says she, 'Prince Andrew will be there.'  whistle:

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5292 on: July 19, 2009, 09:12:02 AM »
Mrs Nick and The Boy have to leave by 10, it is claimed. Seems doubtful since neither is yet dressed  noooo:

Mrs Nick is modelling posh frocks. I enquire why.

'For the formal dinner tomorrow.'  rubschin:

Vague recollections stir of some werk related dinner in Sussex as part of the trip there.

'How formal?'

'Well,' says she, 'Prince Andrew will be there.'  whistle:

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A top hat then...?  rubschin:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5293 on: July 19, 2009, 09:13:53 AM »
I am not invited. Apparently slotgob is meant to be there too, but she has the oink flu (allegedly).

Might be a slap up tea.

Let's hope the Prince does not attempt to impress Mrs Nick with his chopper  evil:

I have ordered some Tesco Finest and some collapso so I can be there in spirit like
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #5294 on: July 19, 2009, 09:14:36 AM »
I am not invited. Apparently slotgob is meant to be there too, but she has the oink flu (allegedly).

Might be a slap up tea.

Let's hope the Prince does not attempt to impress Mrs Nick with his chopper  evil:
You are best out of it by the sounds of things...  noooo:
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