Dinner tonight

[Darwins Selection]

If the cat had kittens in the oven would that make them muffins?

To what temperature was it set?

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

No but I come from Hampshire.

Just because I live in Wales doesn't make me all look you, isn't it, boyo.

If the cat had kittens in the oven would that make them muffins?

But  Hampshire isn't part of the west country either, I was born in Sumerset and live in Hampshire, have lived in Wales, I don't have an accent from any of those places....

[Pastis]

Tell us 

An al fresco Italian on the South Bank, a little bruschetta with tomato and basil, chicken Caesar salad and a couple of Morettis. The big pepper mill brought to table this time by a tall Latvian waitress   

Fairly touristique but pleasant for a bite to eat and a chat with me old chum.

I do like the hat on the Moretti label 

[Barman]

No but I come from Hampshire.

Just because I live in Wales doesn't make me all look you, isn't it, boyo.

If the cat had kittens in the oven would that make them muffins?

But  Hampshire isn't part of the west country either, I was born in Zumerzet and live in Hampshire, have lived in Wales, I don't have an accent from any of those places....

There... 

[Barman]

I do like the hat on the Moretti label 

I have a hat like that.... 

[Snoopy]

I do like the hat on the Moretti label 

I have a hat like that.... 

The Arthur Daley of Paphos speaks 

[Snoopy]

No but I come from Hampshire.

Just because I live in Wales doesn't make me all look you, isn't it, boyo.

If the cat had kittens in the oven would that make them muffins?

But  Hampshire isn't part of the west country either, I was born in Sumerset and live in Hampshire, have lived in Wales, I don't have an accent from any of those places....

Look ~ Hampshire has never been sure where it is. Say it is in the South and people argue that you can get further south (they really mean west) The BBC and ITV have been shuffling it back and forth between East and West for years depending on where their transmitter of the moment is and the weather forecasters usually put a f*cking great black line through it. All I know is every time I open my mouth people say "Do you come from Devon or Cornwall?" unless I happen to be in Devon or Cornwall when they usually suggest I come from London.

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Posted at 0616 shouldn't you be in bed or summat?

[Darwins Selection]

I do like the hat on the Moretti label 

I have a hat like that.... 

With Velcro presumably?

[Barman]

I do like the hat on the Moretti label 

I have a hat like that.... 

With Velcro presumably?

 

[barmisspah?]

No but I come from Hampshire.

Just because I live in Wales doesn't make me all look you, isn't it, boyo.

If the cat had kittens in the oven would that make them muffins?

But  Hampshire isn't part of the west country either, I was born in Sumerset and live in Hampshire, have lived in Wales, I don't have an accent from any of those places....

Look ~ Hampshire has never been sure where it is. Say it is in the South and people argue that you can get further south (they really mean west) The BBC and ITV have been shuffling it back and forth between East and West for years depending on where their transmitter of the moment is and the weather forecasters usually put a f*cking great black line through it. All I know is every time I open my mouth people say "Do you come from Devon or Cornwall?" unless I happen to be in Devon or Cornwall when they usually suggest I come from London.

Well it's Devon we're going to, nice little place called Croyde. Can be very overrun in the 'summer' but by mid-late September it's just right. 

[Snoopy]

Posted at 0616 shouldn't you be in bed or summat?

Awake since 1.30 when some arse decided it would be a good time to sound his car horn outside our house. Bloody taxi (Tacsi) drivers who can't be bothered to knock on a door really p*ss me off. Anywhoo couldn't get back to sleep so gave up and wandered the house, reading a book, eating toast, drinking tea and generally having the place to myself. Went back to bed for two hours once everyone else was up.

[Miss Demeanour]

Dinner at friends tonight - yum yum 

[Snoopy]

Dinner at friends tonight - yum yum 

Your friends aren't Gilbert and Sullivan by any chance?

[Nick]