Dinner tonight

[Nick]

You bought some by mistake thinking they were a kind of cake 

[Miss Demeanour]

I ordered  something from a menu many moons ago with these on there thinking that sounds lovely 

[toffee]

Miss D.
Did that in France once  -so proud of my newly acquired second language- and got a plate of birds (beaks, toes ,feathers !! the lot) -had to eat it,of course- stiff upper lip & all that .
B.

[Nick]

Oh yes, thrush stew in Spain. Cooked whole. Lots of feet and beaks on the side of the plate 

[Miss Demeanour]

Not a chance would I eat that.

Someone bought me some soup yesterday which was disgusterous. Cost her about ?4 for the soup. I felt duty bound to eat it but had a spoonful , screwed up my face, and put the lid back on the pot.

Yuk

[Nick]

I ordered  something from a menu many moons ago with these on there thinking that sounds lovely 

Maybe you could cook those of your personal trainer, Miss Hannibal D 

[Nick]

Not a chance would I eat that.

Someone bought me some soup yesterday which was disgusterous. Cost her about ?4 for the soup. I felt duty bound to eat it but had a spoonful , screwed up my face, and put the lid back on the pot.

Yuk

What sort of soup? 

[Miss Demeanour]

Wild Mushroom

[Barman]

Wild Mushroom

You'd be wild... 

[Nick]

Wild Mushroom

Yumster 

[Barman]

Anyhoo... gammon, egg and chips...

[Nick]

Pasta. Or I might go to the pub. Except I have no trousers

[Miss Demeanour]

Dunno   

Going swimming first so will no doubt come out feeling ravenous 

[Nick]

Takeaway then

[Snoopy]

Pasta. Or I might go to the pub. Except I have no trousers

Wrap a towel around yourself and, as you enter, ask if you're too late for Burns night.