Dinner tonight

[Nick]

Andovers

[Barman]

Egg 'n chips...

[Nick]

In the chipper, perchance?

[Snoopy]

OR a Combover?

[Pastis]

Later this afternoon, I shall mostly be makin' Fennel & Onion Soup... for la'er 

Cue Nick and a 

[Nick]

Not keen on fennel. Or aniseed in general.

[Darwins Selection]

OR a Combover?

[Snoopy]

OR a Combover?

Thought that one had sneaked by. 

[Darwins Selection]

OR a Combover?

Thought that one had sneaked by. 

I avoided Passover and Bendover as well.

[Snoopy]

SWMBO decided that she would prepare Spag Bol from first principles tonight.

How can anyone get so simple a dish sooooooooooooo wrong? 

[Pastis]

She made spaghetti too? 

[Pastis]

Not keen on fennel. Or aniseed in general.

P'raps I should change my moniker to Pastiche 

[Snoopy]

She made spaghetti too? 

No just the Bol. The spag was dried so all that needed was 7 mins or so in boiling water.

But why even start when you know you have no parmesan?

[Pastis]

Ecco, no formaggio parmaggiano  Pezzo di merda   

[Snoopy]

Basically I think I just ate spag smothered in boiled mince and onions with a peck of tomato paste added. There were some uncooked, dried herbs in there as well. It was revolting. I can still, almost an hour later, taste the mince/fat.