Dinner tonight

[Darwins Selection]

Have you ever noticed that when you:

Phone a Chinese Takeaway they always end the call by shouting (In Bert Kwok voice) "You come ten minute!"

Phone an Indian Takeaway and they always end the call by saying (in Peter Sellers accent) "It vill be ready in 20 minutes"

Phone for a Pizza delivery they always say "Be there in about firty minutes"

  I wonder why.

Pizzas are not prepared by Italians?

[Snoopy]

Have you ever noticed that when you:

Phone a Chinese Takeaway they always end the call by shouting (In Bert Kwok voice) "You come ten minute!"

Phone an Indian Takeaway and they always end the call by saying (in Peter Sellers accent) "It vill be ready in 20 minutes"

Phone for a Pizza delivery they always say "Be there in about firty minutes"

  I wonder why.

Pizzas are not prepared by Italians?

Mostly by scruffy, unshaven Turks in my experience ~ who tend to have Sarf London accents.

[Darwins Selection]

Have you ever noticed that when you:

Phone a Chinese Takeaway they always end the call by shouting (In Bert Kwok voice) "You come ten minute!"

Phone an Indian Takeaway and they always end the call by saying (in Peter Sellers accent) "It vill be ready in 20 minutes"

Phone for a Pizza delivery they always say "Be there in about firty minutes"

  I wonder why.

Pizzas are not prepared by Italians?

Mostly by scruffy, unshaven Turks in my experience ~ who tend to have Sarf London accents.

Who are not economic emigrants from the country of culinary origin, which was my point 

[Barman]

LL is making Bolognaise... 

[Snoopy]

email me some ~ I'm starving

[Snoopy]

Have you ever noticed that when you:

Phone a Chinese Takeaway they always end the call by shouting (In Bert Kwok voice) "You come ten minute!"

Phone an Indian Takeaway and they always end the call by saying (in Peter Sellers accent) "It vill be ready in 20 minutes"

Phone for a Pizza delivery they always say "Be there in about firty minutes"

  I wonder why.

Pizzas are not prepared by Italians?

Mostly by scruffy, unshaven Turks in my experience ~ who tend to have Sarf London accents.

Who are not economic emigrants from the country of culinary origin, which was my point 

Sometimes you are just too clever for us thickos. One day you may even be too clever for yourself.

[Barman]

email me some ~ I'm starving

She hasn't started yet... I'm starving too... 

[Snoopy]

email me some ~ I'm starving

She hasn't started yet... I'm starving too... 

Tell her 

[Barman]

email me some ~ I'm starving

She hasn't started yet... I'm starving too... 

Tell her 

Job done!

There is much clanking of pans now... 

[Snoopy]

  
I like to see a man setting the wheels in motion. Now pour yourself a stiff one, settle down in a comfy chair and wait ~ in about twenty minutes you could amble into the kitchen and ask if there is anything you can do. 

[Snoopy]

Oh and I like lots of olives in mine. 

Will they fit down the internet wire thingies?

[Barman]

 
I like to see a man setting the wheels in motion. Now pour yourself a stiff one, settle down in a comfy chair and wait ~ in about twenty minutes you could amble into the kitchen and ask if there is anything you can do. 

I have a nice glass of red...  

[Barman]

Oh and I like lots of olives in mine. 

I'll pick some from our tree if you like...?

[Bar Wench]

Pie, mash and peas. 

[Darwins Selection]

Pie, mash and peas. 

 

More comfort food?