Massive organic beefburger with a fried egg astride it

Chipped spuds and garden peas

Hang on a second, why do they call them
Garden Peas? They're obviously from a field somewhere; I had an uncle who used to grow peas for Birds Eye so it's hardly a mystery

I guess
Industrial Peas or
Laboratory Peas wouldn't have the same charm

I think we need a new adjective that sums up that pea flavour
