Cream Tea
I have told me mother I am trying not eat too much junk - she has completely ignored me
I guess I only said trying
Mums idea of 'junk' is probably based on a different set of rules to yours.
Her generation would think of 'good' food as being whatever fills you up and keeps you warm and energetic and junk as whatever didn't.
Cream cakes would combine all that 'good' with 'treat'.