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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2760 on: February 22, 2009, 04:04:15 PM »
Lasagne and garlic bread. All made properly and not from packets.  cloud9:

Mr Wench has had a pretty much life long aversion to fish, he puts it down to his Mother's experimental cooking during his early years and school dinners.
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2761 on: February 22, 2009, 04:05:15 PM »
What did she do in her fish experiments? Was she ever Japanese?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2762 on: February 22, 2009, 04:18:45 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 03:59:40 PM
Has this aversion to produce from the watery depths been lifelong? I think we should be told ...  rubschin:
<inserts that popcorn emoticon, if he could find it... >

Yep - I am not a fickle creature - I have always detested fish  lol:

They are :-
smelly
slimey
got bones in em
have big bug eyes
scaley
did I say smelly

As for things like muscles , oysters, et al - they are just plain wrong - who thought eating mucus would ever be a good idea  noooo:

Squid / Octopus etc - all rate on the bizarre reichter scale of food groups - why not just eat tyres  Shrugs:

Prawns etc - you have to rip out the black thread vein before cooking and we all know what that is  sick2:

Crabs / lobsters  etc - the sound when you have to rip that shell open is horrible and the pinchers and things  just plain scary  scared2:

I hope that about covers it ...

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2763 on: February 22, 2009, 04:19:40 PM »
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They are :-
smelly
slimey
got bones in em
have big bug eyes
scaley
did I say smelly

So you don't like men then?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2764 on: February 22, 2009, 04:27:00 PM »
Not slimey men or scaley men no   noooo: but I reckon I could contend with the other qualities  lol:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2765 on: February 22, 2009, 04:34:10 PM »
Have you ever looked at men's feet?

Closely, I mean!
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2766 on: February 22, 2009, 04:37:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 22, 2009, 04:18:45 PM
I hope that about covers it ...

 eeek:  Indeed... but what about creatures on land?  And the beasts of the air?  Excluding men of course, Nick's covering that avenue...



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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2767 on: February 22, 2009, 04:38:08 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:34:10 PM
Have you ever looked at men's feet?

Closely, I mean!

Only the soles of their feet when they're running away  cry:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2768 on: February 22, 2009, 04:41:30 PM »
This I can believe. Do you have a shotgun too?
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2769 on: February 22, 2009, 04:42:46 PM »
Quote from: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 04:37:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 22, 2009, 04:18:45 PM
I hope that about covers it ...
eeek:  Indeed... but what about creatures on land?  And the beasts of the air?  Excluding men of course, Nick's covering that avenue...

Nope it's just fish and some other foodstuffs

I have my own classifications of my foods of wrongness

Fish - naturally this has it's own section
Dirt food - beetroot and celery are fine examples of this foul tasting section  sick2:
Baby food - rice pudding, tapioca, semolina  sick2:
Sock food - goats cheese  sick2:
Miscellaneous - marmite, marzipan   sick2:  
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2770 on: February 22, 2009, 04:43:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 22, 2009, 04:41:30 PM
This I can believe. Do you have a shotgun too?

Don't need to - my aim is very very good  evil:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2771 on: February 22, 2009, 04:44:36 PM »
Celery is just wrong

Goat's cheese  cloud9:

Even The Boy loves that
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2772 on: February 22, 2009, 04:48:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 22, 2009, 04:42:46 PM
Quote from: Pastis on February 22, 2009, 04:37:20 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanor on February 22, 2009, 04:18:45 PM
I hope that about covers it ...
eeek:  Indeed... but what about creatures on land?  And the beasts of the air?  Excluding men of course, Nick's covering that avenue...

Nope it's just fish and some other foodstuffs

I have my own classifications of my foods of wrongness

Fish - naturally this has it's own section
Dirt food - beetroot and celery are fine examples of this foul tasting section  sick2:
Baby food - rice pudding, tapioca, semolina  sick2:
Sock food - goats cheese  sick2:
Miscellaneous - marmite, marzipan   sick2:  


I see the Restaurant section of the VP is sadly lacking... We clearly need more posts on:

Fish / Dirt / Baby / Sock / Miscellaneous foods  eeek:
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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2773 on: February 22, 2009, 04:49:13 PM »
I have been known to collect my own snails ummm yummy....

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Re: Dinner tonight
« Reply #2774 on: February 22, 2009, 04:52:04 PM »
If you stuff some socks with camembert and then microwave them, you can have 'Camembert au Soq' which goes well with goat cheese salad  angel1


















And red wine
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